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more about #condom more comments → Nick: @freelunch: first off -- there is no such thing as a free lunch. nextly -- your alarm turns on your light? whaaaaa more » GeneralGozz: It is just a matter of time before someone who is in need of a real condom takes one off his bedroom lamp. more » Nick: this is worse than the US banning full size bulbs in ceiling fan light fixtures. i have to use those cutsie 25w POS bulbs that don't light a room for ... more » IphtashuFitz: I've had a couple CFL's burn out on me within days of installing them. Not very good for something that's supposed to last a really long time. And t... more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: I'd buy this if only to prevent bulbs shattering. Safety bulbs with a coating to catch any breaks are expensive, and this could be re-usable. For th... more » dufus: I had the starter of a CFL burst into flames once when I started it. They're gonna have to make them a BIT more durable. You can't even use them outs... more » gus2000: Here's an idea: start taxing lightbulbs based on lumens per watt. That promotes innovation and punishes the inefficient. I think that's more sensible... more » .357: Fuck em. What is the EU really going to do if you have frosted bulbs? Send their army? more » Kaiser-Machead: Banning frosted incandescent bulbs? What are they gonna do? Goosestep up to their porches and smash them out of their sockets hooligan style? Maybe pe... more » cowpop: Is this honestly necessary? Yes yes yes we all know there are going to be plenty of "important apple" news articles, but can we at least lay of unimpo... more » frigg: Pun Pun Punny Pun iPhone Pun Penis Pun Pun Condom Pun Pun. more » OMG! Ponies!: Unfortunately, three minutes into screwing, your cock slips out and you have to go back in. Then, when you get another good rhythm going and you're s... more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: Nice shorts Jesus. more » MagnoliaX12: "I don't have anything to do with Apple or condoms. In fact I don't even use condoms." Most awesome disclaimer ever. more » Farlin Paulino: Is it only for AT&T or I can choose the carrier this time? more » -
#lighting
Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
Depending on your location, you may have heard that the European Union is banning all frosted incandescent bulbs in order to stimulate the adoption of efficient lighting. This bulb condom helps get around the rule. More » -
#wrongmodo
iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
I promised myself I wasn't going to do any more sex-related post in 2009. I failed. -
