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more about #condoms more comments → SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Well, what do you know...Double G22 more » HJTravels: . more » HJTravels: Why would I buy 5000 condoms for $700+ when I can buy 1000 XXL condoms for $110? #5000leftovercondoms more » trekie86: Were they expecting some major intercontinental booty calls that they had to hand out condoms at the Olympics? #5000leftovercondoms more » secretmanofagent: Eh, about fifteen cents a pop at the minimum isn't exactly worth it. Are they different flavors? #5000leftovercondoms more » MilesBFree: "faster, higher, and stronger" uh, faster? don't they mean "think about baseball"? #5000leftovercondoms more » Monty: Was there some new Olympic event introduced in Beijing that was not televised? So, um -- why were they distributing condoms at the Olympics? Were th... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Unused I hope.. #5000leftovercondoms more » StormPooper: WTF is this, do you need 5 penises to use it? #5000leftovercondoms more » met2art: "Well, your opening ceremmony was certainly grand and impressive, and your performance in some of the events was interesting, but unfortunately I'm di... more » Skunky: O_o more » albokay: Doesnt seems like the olympic goal that is who can finsh the quickest is a good match for condoms. #5000leftovercondoms more » Norm the Alligator: With them linked together like that I don't think they're safe to use anymore. #5000leftovercondoms more » Jesse in Japan: Don't they have spray-on latex that does essentially the same thing? more » dreaming neon black: Mine is I44, but my girlfriend said her boyfriend's is D17. I'm confused. more » -
#wrongmodo
On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
Hot date this weekend? Impress with your sports memorabilia collection by snatching up these 5,000 condoms leftover from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. With inscriptions like faster, higher, and stronger, they're a bargain at a starting bid of $730. More » -
#condoms
Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits
Fact: The FDA doesn't allow very large or very small condoms. Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes. Are you a J33 or a G22? More » -
#terror
Helping Hands Condom Applicator Makes Me Shrivel Up in Fear
Have trouble fumbling with slippery condoms in the heat of the moment? If faced with the choice, I'd choose practicing before using the Helping Hands Condom Applicator. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go cry a little. [CollegeHumor] -
#sex
'Blunt Puncture' Condom Tester Is the Least Sexy Machine with a Penis Ever
This crazy contraption is a "Coital Model," something used by condom manufacturers to determine when condoms break. Yes, that's a big old penis on there. Uh, sexy? More » -
#badideas
Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber, that's what. More » -
#movies
This Watchmen Marketing is Getting a Little Out of Hand
Yes, this is a Watchmen condom. If Alan Moore didn't hate this movie before, he sure does now. Oh, but maybe the Nite Owl Dark Roast coffee will change his mind! More » -
#wrongmodo
iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
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#safetyfirst
Psycho Constructs Bungee Cord Out of Condoms, Then Jumps
Why would someone bungee jump with a cord made out of condoms you ask? If you thought it was an effort to make a statement about safe sex, you're wrong. Apparently the only real motivation Carl Dionisio had for the attempt was his own lunacy—he was hoping to re-create the "virgin buzz" he had with his first jump. Over the course of four months he and a friend constructed the rope using 18,500 condoms and a tried-and-true mathematical formula. Despite being 99% sure it would work, Dionisio admitted that his stomach was "in a knot for a month before the jump." More »
