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more about #contest Software_Goddess: Why does porn always get the cheese? more » Duckspwn_Reborn: The batteries story is just... cruel. It's the kind of story you laugh at a little bit when you first read it, then regret laughing because you realiz... more » MacBandit: I think winner is the definitely the dad that tried to assemble the trainset without the necessary skill set. Deliver the pizza to the grave site imm... more » Scotland: "Son, You Can Play With Your Toys When I Sell You the Batteries" = not an original story (I think). "This year, he got a multi-instrument weather sta... more » Counterglow: Marte and her brother had a wonderful father. Maybe he wasn't the handiest guy in the world, but he sure had a good heart. more » MostlyHarmless: Personally I think the "You Can Play With Your Toys When I Sell You the Batteries" was the worst because thats totally a dbag move on the part of the ... more » Zing: I've got to give it to batteries, if only because I know that pain.. So many Christmases spent running through the house trying to find every battery ... more » Jeff Reyes Javier: hey now... it may not be porn... but i still felt like the saddest kid on earth that Christmas lol. these other stories are entertaining as well. i ... more » kevinschram: Hey, its letting me vote more than once. Time to stuff the ballot box for that charming floppy disk box story. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Pr0n in the PS3 is going to win for sure. more » Bawb - The One, The Only, The Builder: I find great irony in the fact the "Porn in the PS3" currently has 69% of votes :) more » Michael Torres: Honestly, is porn a big deal anymore? Like walk out big deal? My wife and I watch it together all the time, and think nothing ill. Are we the minority? more » philibuster: This just in: Most men are closeted lesbians based on their netflix viewing preferences. more » Dacker: I don't know if Dan's reporting is precise, but he wrote, "...alleges that her identity could be divined...". That's could, as in, there is a potenti... more » smartboydan is banned from Deadspin :(: I'm pretty sure that I recall from a citizenship class that there is no ennumerated right to privacy. But it has been about 6 years since I took that... more » DonLuc: This is why we can't have nice things, stupid lady. I'd say they did her a damn favor. She just went from boring housewife to lesbian porn watching ... more » Kaiser-Machead: If she wins this will open the floodgates for lawsuits from single, childless men who watched the Hillary Duff movie. more » ploopsy: Now the whole world will know that she likes scissoring! more » atrus123: In suing Netflix, she's just drawing attention to herself, making it even more likely for people to figure out her identity. Besides, it's not like s... more » Deckard: My father in-law rented Brokeback Mountain, thinking it was about modern day cowboys. "They were hugging and wrestling, and then he spit in his hand.... more » -
#holidayhorrors
Tales of Holiday Techno-Failure
Is it any surprise that when I asked a bunch of Gizmodo readers to share their holiday horror stories, you guys sent in tales of frozen cameras, techno-challenged dads and—yes—porn-filled PS3s? More » -
#lawsuits
In-the-Closet Lesbian Sues Netflix for Releasing Her Movie Preferences
A mother of two, who also happens to be gay (and not broadcasting it), is anonymously suing Netflix for releasing her movie preferences in that contest they held awhile back. Basically, she's Borking them. More » -
#contest
Earn Pizza and Fame by Sharing Your Holiday Horror Stories
Many of you have stories of Decembers gone technologically wrong, but telling them to friends over the dinner table only gets you laughs and sympathetic looks. Telling them to Gizmodo can get you pizza and fame. Pizza and fame. More » -
#contest
Want $200 to Spend Last-Minute Massage-y Holiday Gifts at The Sharper Image? Last Chance to Enter!
Well, friend, why not take this delightful survey. Email the last question to surveys@gawker.com to enter. All those Quad Action Percussion Massager requests on your gift list? Check-ski! [Rules.] -
#contest
Want $200 to Spend Last-Minute Massage-y Holiday Gifts at The Sharper Image?
Well, friend, why not take this delightful survey. Email the last question to surveys@gawker.com to enter. All those Quad Action Percussion Massager requests on your gift list? Check-ski! [Rules.] -
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This is Your Last Chance to Take a Survey and Possibly Win Some Bose QuietComfort® 15 Acoustic Noise Cancelling® Headphones
If the bliss of not hearing your upstairs neighbor blasting the new Rob Thomas isn't enough to get you to take this survey, then we don't know what would possibly motivate you. Email the last question to surveys@gawker.com to enter. [Rules.] -
#contest
10 Of Your Geekiest Halloween Costumes
Yesterday we asked you to submit your geekiest Halloween costumes—clearly, Halloween is dominated by nerds far too old to trick-or-treat. It was also clear that mdg357's homemade Iron Man suit was more than deserving of the free pizza. UPDATED: More » -
#contest
Halloween Costume Contest: Show Us The Geeky Getup You'll Be Wearing This Year
What are you going out as this Halloween? If it's geeky, we want to see it. There just might be a free pizza in it for you. More » -
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#photoshopcontest
Photoshop Contest: Design a New iTunes Icon
The iTunes icon is old and busted. I mean, didn't iPods kill CDs or something? And like, 7 million of the 8 million things iTunes does have nothing to do with tunes. So let's make a new icon! More » -
#startrek
Is R2-D2 Driving the Enterprise?
We know JJ Abrams is a Star Wars fan. He now says he included R2-D2 in Star Trek, and Paramount is running a contest for astromech spotters. We think we got him in two places: More » -
#photocontest
130 Audio Setups That Will Make You Very, Very Jealous
Man, my home theater setup really sucks. At least compared to most of these that you guys submitted, which are almost universally amazing. More » -
#contest
Foot Locker has some sweet kicks. You love a trivia challenge.
Together you can create something beautiful, namely a $100 gift card in your pocket. Go here, hunt around for trivia facts, and answer the questions after the jump. Correct responses could earn you a $100 gift card to revamp your style with the PUMA Archive Collection. Standard Rules Apply. More » -
#photoshopcontest
Send Someone (or Some Thing) Into Space
People are honoring the daring spacebat all over the world. Now it's your turn. Your turn to mock the whole thing using your Photoshop skills, sneaking someone onto the space shuttle—inside or out. More » -
#photoshopcontest
Put Woz In All Your Favorite TV Shows
The Woz is going to dance tonight and kick everyone ass with his wicked moves, but there's so much more TV potential in our favorite tech personality ever. Imagine the possibilities, people. More » -
#lego
Winners of the Go Miniman Go Lego Video Contest
Here are the winners of the Go Miniman Go video contest, that celebrates the 30th Anniversary of the Lego minifig. Choosing was difficult, as many were simply amazing, but here are the best five. -
#environment
X Prize's Call for Votes in Next Big Crazy Green Idea Challenge
The X Prize Foundation is looking for a new challenge for their next Energy and Environment prize, and they want Gizmodo readers to vote on it. The X Prize is an educational nonprofit prize institute dedicated to create radical breakthroughs for the benefit of humanity, like when Burt Rutan built and flew the world’s first private spaceship to win the $10 million Ansari X Prize. To propose the challenge for the next big crazy green idea, they have selected the best three from 133 videos: More » -
#contest
Reminder: No Power? No Problem! Contest ends tomorrow!
It's happened to everyone at some point...you're putting the finishing touches on a 20 page paper about the migration patterns of seagulls, or you're about to beat the last boss in Ninja Gaiden on the NES. Then, without warning, the unthinkable happens: Power outage! Maybe it's windy out, maybe you "forgot" to pay your electric bill, or maybe there was just a freak power surge that made the lights flicker. Oh, and you didn't save. The hours of blood, sweat and tears are reduced to a blinking start screen in a nanosecond. That's why it's always good to rely on an uninterrupted power supply, like the Eaton Evolution. Eaton is offering to give away one UPS to the reader with the absolute worst technology failure story. It could be anything: Computers, video games, alarm clocks, or phone chargers to name a few...but the more details the better! This is your reminder to get your entries in by Nov 11th to be eligible. By clicking submit, you agree to share your responses with Gawker Media LLC and Eaton Corporation. All other standard contest rules apply (see rules). -
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Halloween Costume Competition: Robots Turn on Humans
From our last post on the matter: With Halloween around the corner, there's one thought that scares us more than any other. It's not Dracula or reanimated corpses. It's not TP'd houses or razor blade candy. It's the day when robots turn on humans in the battle for Earth. And to prep for the event, we're throwing a contest. Dress up like a robot that's turned on the human race, maybe win a pizza. More »
