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more about #dancing stevewoz: Every person I meet on the streets who smiles and says they liked what I brought to the show makes the whole thing worthwhile. I'll be back for every ... more » Diskoboy: People still watch this crap? The only thing on ABC I'll watch is 'Lost' and 'Better Off Ted'. And I'm sure Ted will be gone by next season. more » Californian: I hate Apple more than most (so flame me!), but this really was unfair. Hopefully it wasn't the judges who ended up deciding, but if it was, this real... more » pretty pretty pony: We have to keep him on until we can see the truffle shuffle more » eagles3 speeeedin: As a brand new expert on the matter, Wikipedia FTW, the guy is correct and Woz got screwed. Chopped and screwed. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Probably an Apple fanboi. I'm sorry, I just had to. let the flames begin. more » discounteggroll: I'd like to take him home with me, but only for a day...2 at most. Then he'd probably get annoying more » Curves: Steve has always been an idol around here. The rest of the world is just cacthing up. What a great guy. more » bosskev: How can I buy this video? Where do I enter my credit card and social security number? Can you expedite shipment from Russia? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Well there goes a big chunk of the show's viewers and ratings for this season... more » INsano: I looked at that picture and read the headline and thought it was announcing he came out of the closet. Sadly I have a lot of paint to watch dry and n... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Woz, I give you credit. As someone who can't dance to save his life, and worries about "getting down" at parties, you are one of my new heroes. more » Eli, ElyNumsane: No Tapa Tapa Tapa Shoes from Professor Frink? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: No WOOT! Pole Dancing USB girl? more » Kaiser-Machead: That is one funky screen grab. He either sprained something, or he's climaxing right there on stage. more » Kaiser-Machead: Alright, that is one funky screen grab. He either sprained something, or we're witnessing a Woz climax. Not to be mean, but I hope it's the former. more » discounteggroll: all I have to say is... where do I send the 5$. Well done Woz [i.gizmodo.com] more » mxmarks: Woz just made it to the next round right off the bat, one of the 1st 4 people announced as advancing. This is after he had the lowest score in the his... more » Curves: If they have an award for the Biggest Heart, I think we have a winner. He looked great, and what a "set" he has to go out there and do it in the first... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Was that last judge the one who screams on Fox's So you Think You Can Dance? I wish I could catch this show on the air, but I haven't watched ABC in ... more » -
#conspiracytheory
Was Steve Wozniak Unfairly Eliminated From Dancing With the Stars?
One of our more educated readers has chimed in on The Woz's Dancing With the Stars elimination. If he's right, let the Internet masses descend on ABC with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. More » -
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Woz in Flashdance Remake is Too Good to Be True
Woz doing the worm, robot, and more. I'd watch this movie. As long as he keeps his undershirt on. [Jimmy Kimmel, More on Woz Dancing] -
#tgif
8 Gadgets That Will Help Woz Win Dancing With The Stars
It hasn't always been pretty, but Woz has definitely won us over with his appearance on Dancing With the Stars. The following gadgets will help him earn the same respect from the judges.
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#woz
Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
Oh, Woz. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our injured hero took to the stage to perform a samba, despite his pulled hamstring and fractured foot. The judges were not impressed. More » -
#apple
BREAKING: WOZ FRACTURES LEG DANCING WITH THE STARS (OR HAS BIONIC IMPLANT INSTALLED)
MAN DOWN! There's no conclusive data to go along with this photo of Woz leaving a hospital with a leg brace. But let me offer some theories. UPDATED WITH DATA More » -
#woz
Vote Tonight: Woz Only Needs 6% More Votes Than Others To Be #1 at Dancing With the Stars
Woz could redesign supercomputers before he kissed a girl, but what's impressive is that he's going to be dancing on TV in front of millions of watchers. This is true geek courage. More » -
#woz
First Footage of 'Dancing with the Woz' Gives Us a Taste of Awkwardness to Come
Here's the first footage of Woz practicing for his upcoming TV dancing debut and it's, well… just watch it and judge for yourself. [CNET via Valleywag] -
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First Picture of Woz Primed to Dance Into America's Hearts
Oh, Woz. I want to tease you, but deep down I've got to respect you for doing whatever the hell you want and not caring what anybody thinks. Dance your heart out, Woz. More » -
#joy
Meet Ken, The Amazing Dancing Audiophile
There are the snobby, deluded audiophiles who troll internet forums all day arguing about the merits of acoustic cryocoolers and adaptive spectral perceptual entropy coding, and then there's Ken. More » -
#willitcrash
G4's Priming a Flashmob in PlayStation Home Tonight
Attack of the Show is planning a little gathering tonight in PlayStation Home, encouraging one and all to join them in 7PM EST to dance the robot. Will the servers hold? -
#robots
$500 AMP Music Droid Dances (and Looks) Like a Bot Outta Hell
Move over WALL-E, take a hike Rolly, Automated Music Personality—from Hasbro's Tiger Electronics and Sega Toys—has come to claim the throne of dancing robot music speakers once and for all. Video after the jump More »





