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more about #death Odin: It is ridiculous. Tragic deaths or not, 8 in ten years is a ridiculously low statistic. Yes I'm reducing human lives to a statistic but so is this rec... more » MrEvil: I hate to sound like an ass. I really don't want to. But seriously all this crap that can supposedly murder your children didn't even come close to ... more » AmishJohn: It doesn't stop with children & blinds, either... more » B3ND3R: "Any loop is the enemy of children." Item #2 on the list - Fruit Loops. more » NorwoodIsMyHero: So if loops are the enemies of children, can I no longer use VBA for my Excel Macros? /facepalms self more » Die Fledermaus: Oh great not only am I out of the loop there are babies who are more in the loop then I am. So are there any loop holes in this recall? Its taken 10 ... more » PaddyDugan: What kills more kids than anything? Cars. Recall! more » davisr: Kids can also die from eating Legos. Or money. more » SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: "Think about the children" The world is a hazardous place. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: This. more » spannu: "Any loop is the enemy of children." That's not true! That's impossible! more » OMG_changed_my_name!: PSA: YOUR HOUSE IS POSSESSED AND WANTS TO MURDER YOUR CHILDREN!!! more » AmishJohn: I knew we were gonna get hit with David Carradine backlash eventually... more » Nathan Obbards: When did we forget Darwin? more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: It would be easier to just recall all babies instead of all the products that could potentially harm them. more » bball123h: Do while e = 4 e = 5 End While NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! more » Kaiser-Machead: We're forgetting the real culprit here. more » UGAdawg: Whatever happened to cutting the rope in the middle and tying the ends. That's what we did. Of course these were normal sized windows so the prospec... more » Jesustron: Soon the whole US will be covered in a soft layer of foam, to prevent any kind of injury ever. Cause we're a bunch of bad parents, and pussies. Pard... more » Gene: This is rather ridiculous. I mean, the deaths are tragic and all, but anything and everything has the potential to cause a death somehow. And 5 deaths... more » -
#broken
50 Million Window Blinds Recalled After a Decade of Strangling Children
Your TV is trying to kill your children. Your DVD player is trying to kill your children. Your robot lawnmower is trying to kill your children. And now, your blinds—your soft roman blinds!—are trying to kill your children.
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#roomba
Deadly Viper Killed by iRobot Roomba
There are worse things to worry about in the Middle East than a robotic vacuum cleaner, but to the viper who thought it'd be a cozy place to sleep, it proved to be the end of his violent, snakey existence. More » -
#web
Facebook Status: Resting In Peace
Facebook is now letting users memorialize pages of friends who have passed away. More » -
#culture
Warning: Don't Die Around Geeks or This Might Happen
We're sure it was meant as a loving gesture, but when a man puts his brother's cremated remains into a SPARCstation case, even we begin to question our geek sensibilities. More » -
#badideas
Personal Urn Offers You a Chance to Be Supremely Creepy After Death
When you leave this Earth, how will you be remembered? As a kind soul, or as that jackass who insisted his ashes be placed in a bust of his own head on the mantle? More » -
#iphoneleaksuicide
Foxconn Increases Compensation For iPhone Suicide Employee's Family
Foxconn just increased the compensation for their worker that killed himself as a result of possible beatings and interrogations over a lost iPhone. More » -
#questionoftheday
QOTD: How Did You Learn About Michael Jackson's Death?
It's the sad news that nearly killed the Internet. Google News, Yahoo!, MSNBC, CNET, Twitter, LA Times and more all went down from the insane amounts of MJ-related traffic. So we ask: How did you learn of Michael Jackson's death? More » -
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#grills
Star Wars Death Star Grill Unleashes the True Power of Dark Meat
Take a couple of steaks, add just a dash of Sith and pepper, and throw them on this Death Star grill for a simple feast sure to please even the most demanding of dark lords. More » -
#coffins
What're You Up to in That Coffin? Oh, Just Chillin'
Air-conditioned coffins are all the rage now in Serbia, where they keep bodies looking extra fresh. I can understand how people can't live without their A/C, but really, they need it when they're dead too? More » -
#coffins
Shelves for Life: Even Death Won't Do You Part
Designed to make "stronger emotional relationships with our belongings," Shelves for Life is a bookcase-slash-coffin that holds your personal possessions in life and your person—corpse—in death. More » -
#mosquitoes
Provector 'Flower' Is the Pesky Mosquito's Deadly Siren Song
With warmer weather comes mosquitoes. Mosquitoes suck, no pun intended. In underdeveloped countries mosquitoes also kill by carrying malaria. This is why I love the Provector "flower." Everything about it is designed to kill. More » -
#manvsmachine
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. More » -
#death
My Final Gadget Will and Testament
I, Mark Wilson, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, do declare this to be my last gadget Will. More » -
#questionoftheday
Would You Want to Be Buried With a Gadget?
It's seems morbid and weird, but burying loved ones with gadgets is becoming more commonplace these days. Assuming you we to be buried, would you bring along a favorite gadget? More » -
#stevejobs
Steve Jobs on the Stupidity of Living in the Past and Uncertainty of the Future
With so much uncertainty around Apple and even Steve Jobs' future, I went back and found these words and philosophies of his on looking back and forward in one's life. More » -
#death
Man Buried with Cellphone Still Gets Incessant Calls from His Wife
Marian Seltzer buried her late husband with his cellphone fully charged. Now, three years later, she still pays his Verizon bill monthly and leaves him frequent voicemails. He, uh, doesn't get them. -
#retromodo
Retro Illustrations Show 30 Ways To Die From Electrocution
Sometimes, we so take for granted our shiny devices that we forget they could very well kill us. Need pictures to illustrate that macabre thought? Here are 30, brought to you by 1930s Vienna. More » -
#cellphones
Burying Loved Ones With Cellphones Becoming Commonplace
We have seen evidence of this in the past, but it seems that burying loved ones with cellphones and other gadgets is more common than you might think. More »
