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more about #dilbert more comments → se.blackheart: how the conversation really went... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: My version: Her: "I judge potential mates by their cell phone apps. Hand it over." Me: "I judge potential mates by how quickly they annoy me. This ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Five different fart apps? Dealbreaker? That sounds more like a windbreaker to me... more » itchytooth: Five of these would probably do the trick too. more » Software_Goddess: OK, now I have to know what App.s are on your phone, Adam??? I think we all want to know. more » OMG! Ponies!: Yarrgh! What kind of scurvy lubber be needin’ an app t’ be puttin’ down wenches like a buccaneer. On my ship, we be insultin’ th’ whores... more » loose_screw: I hate rebates with a passion. So unless I absolutely HAVE to have something (and that is getting rarer by the day), I'll just forgo buying the product. more » ThisIsSharksTerritory: can i be the f***t to suggest that I sooo think we should have more cartoons on here....obviously gadget related, geeky cartoons more » kaubuchon: Well, I don't know - my phone doesn't cook me dinner when I put it in a kitchen... more » combat chuck: I was forced to watch The Bachelor re-runs online with my fiancé last night, and one of the girls on the show actually said, and I quote, "My Blackbe... more » CatboyMac's angry girlfriend: And just like Women, phones are objects built for our amusement! more » FeodoraChautauqua: Scott Adams turns out to be a right-wing fanatic. What a drag. more » Kaiser-Machead: I always thought phones were dudes, since they: -make loud noises at inappropriate times -shake vigorously to get your attention -are full of odd and ... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Well, my phone HAS shared the bed with me more than any woman in the past two years. Hell, it's slept with me more than my watch. more » Eruanno: ...but you can't do the... you know... it. more » -
#humor
Nobody Wants to Be Judged Based on the Apps on Their Phone
Seriously, nothing says "dealbreaker" like five different fart apps. [Dilbert via The Daily What] -
#comic
Dilbert Takes on Cellphone Rebates In Epic Battle With Rebaterus
Once again, Dilbert takes on and lampoons infamous gadget demons and memes so you don't have to. Man, do I hate rebates. [Dilbert] -
#truth
Harsh Reality Behind the Gizmodo/Reader Symbiosis Revealed by Dilbert
It's not often that a simple three-pane comic strip says something meaningful and true about your life, but I think it's safe to say that today's Dilbert strip essentially sums up what this here website and its readers are all about. We post about gadgets, sometimes cool, sometimes not, and you read about them either way. Not because you want to, but because you need to. We understand. We're all in this together, friends. Now just set up a webcam of your cubicle so we have something to distract us from our jobs with. Then, the cycle will be complete. [Dilbert]
