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more about #dog Odin: I'm seriously glad I don't have to bother with any litter box type device at all. We had one for a while when we first got the cat but we quickly move... more » Radio Silence: Once again Giz Misses the really cool thing to buy - Put this in as 1 vote to replace gift guide editor. [www.tailgateapproved.com] more » moop2000: I'm disappointed by the lack of suggested gifts for cats. more » technical difficulties: ...ordered one of these yesterday more » yogibimbi: @Rosa Golijan: Is that you waiting for a massage? more » Brian: WTF is up with that Hydroglass idiocy? Just were the heck is one supposed to put it? I don't know about your house but anywhere with a drain at my pla... more » Jeremy Simants: My former roommate had the Bissel SpotBot, It worked wonders on messes from both dogs and drunkin idiots who can't make it outside in time. more » the pirate Neckbeard: Has anyone ever actually potty trained their cat? I've heard talk of it and not just in Meet the Parents but no first hand accounts. I would give an... more » Kaiser-Machead: No love for parakeets. My Parakeet R2-D2 used to love cat toys, the little mesh plastic balls with the bell inside. No one could resist watching him a... more » thechansen: I would recommend a recycled fire hose chew toy, and a fleece blanket. My parents lab drags the blanket around all day like Linus, and the fire hose ... more » Hello Mister Walrus: I buy orphan children from third world countries for my rottweilers to chase. It's great entertainment for the money. more » BobotheTeddy: oh c´mon giftguide for pets? If you have a fish... give water. If you have a cat... give fish. If you have a dog... give cat. They all will be happy... more » Duckspwn: Wait, whoooa, slow down here... dog therapy? As in counselling for your pets? Does that actually exist? And if so, a fool and his money are soon parte... more » Kaiser-Machead: I once put in something similar to the Catgenie for someone, and her cat watched in horror as a mechanized monster mouth ate its shit before its eyes.... more » trevisol: Malcolm, for one, does NOT welcome our cuddly feline-robot overlords. Right on, Malcolm. Fight the power. #nature more » barrywoods: My great dane went through the same phase. He actually ate a hole in an outside wall of my house! I broke him of chewing on electrical cords by wiri... more » abates25: Exercise your dog more and this wouldn't happen. I'm just sayin'... #nature more » oldgraygeek: Roaches do beat RAID... I've seen it. I worked in an auto parts store that had an ancient TRIAD computer system. It used two huge hard drives, mirror... more » Mike: You should've snagged the "toy" from the Gizmodo Gallery for him. He would "enjoy" that. #nature more » Snes: Try Tabasco sauce. #nature more » -
#giftguide
Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children
In all honesty, this entire list is a "do not buy" for normal people, but I love my dogs beyond reason. So, here are some unreasonable gifts for them, your pets and your pet loving geek friends. More » -
#machinevsnature
The Things Malcolm Ate
My perspective is that nature always beats technology. Waves eat ships, roaches beat RAID and earthquakes topple buildings. Every day, this conflict plays itself out in front of my eyes as Malcolm the puppy gnaws on gadgets. More » -
#sniff
Sniff, the RFID Dog, Likes to Smell Your Credit Cards
This Sniff toy dog by Sara Johansson looks like a regular stuffed dog, but actually has lots of components inside to make it (arguably) smarter than a real dog. Or, at least, a squirrel. More » -
#wrongmodo
How Not to Play With a Laser Pointer
OK people, let's review: Laser pointer, check. Doberman, check. Guy placidly sleeping on a sofa, legs wide open, and his crotch openly exposed, check. What could go wrong here? Yes. everything happened according to plan. [Thanks David] -
#pets
The PowerLoo Flushes Dog Poop, Along With $1000 Of Your Hard Earned Money
If I could pay $1000 to never pick up a dog's feces, I might spend that money. Alas, the PowerLoo does not prevent that egobreaking act. More » -
#headphones
Stick This Wiener in Your Ear
If you want to be quirky and different—or you're just a wiener lover—these $13 headphones make it look like you've got a really long wiener running through your head. [Product Page via NerdApproved] -
#dogs
Nature Defeats Technology, Again
Master buys dog training software. Dog finds training software. Dog decides he needs no bloody training. Dog acts accordingly, destroys it, then goes after master and bites his or her ass. More » -
#petsafety
Inflatable Dog Collar Keeps Rover Floating Without Swim Lessons
The Float-A-Pet collar is two gadgets in one: a water-sensing inflatable floaty, and an LED locator. The other dogs may make fun of him, but that's a trade-off he's probably willing to make. More » -
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#wrongmodo
Never Play Wii with a Dog Behind You. NEVER.
Play Wii with man's best friend if you have to. But please, please, never ever play with a dog behind you. Seriously. Don't. Biff. Don't do that, Biff! Stop it! DON'T! BIFF! BAD DOG! BAD! (NSFMH* video ahead, probably illegal in some states.) More » -
#humpingdog
The Neutered USB Humping Dog On Sale Now
The Crunching Dog—a sadly neutered version of the humping dog—is finally on sale. All it takes is $9.99 for you to get a cheap plastic dog to show you that you're worthless because you'll never do as many situps or do them as fast as this crappy toy from Japan. Seriously though, how can something with a dong THAT huge even physically do situps? This is the excuse we're using to justify our own obesity, in case you were wondering. [ThinkGeek]
