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more about #doll more comments → wetworker: Can you say dieing civilization. NEXT!! more » macpatrik: Now all they need is a Miley Cyrus endorsement! more » Barry99705: Sure to show up in your local Wal-Mart by christmas. more » yungjerry703: in today's economy i can't be expected to pay my child's tuition. if i don't arm her with real money earning skills than how else will she pay her way... more » comedian: I long for the days when kids toys were roly poly, not poley roley. more » OMG! Ponies!: Well, now I know where all the $1 bills from the Monopoly game went. more » OMG! Ponies!: Dora the Cheap Whore-a more » nhasian: the article doesnt mention where you can pick one of these up at :-/ more » Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.: How are we supposed to buy it if there isn't a link?!? I need this, so very badly. more » :negated:: Suddenly this makes sense... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Is this being sold at Wal Mart? more » appletoad: They should've made this into a little coin bank. You know, for the tips. more » ddrkeitaro: I doubt most people will ever see that in their local toy store. THIS on the other hand seems worse in my opinion... more » Software_Goddess: Someone really dropped the ball on this one. I now have a new wrinkle in my forehead due to the disgusted look deeply etched on my face. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Hey, a girl has got to be resourceful and learn alternative skills. It's not cheap living in Barbie's Dream House. Oh yeah, and this is wrong. So v... more » -
#wrongmodo
Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer, this one is actually for kids. [Thanks David] -
#imagecache
Creepy: iRobot's "My Real Baby"
Meet the offspring of iRobot, and Transformers creator Hasbro. No, really. Back in 2000, the two companies teamed up on a project to create a baby doll called "My Real Baby" that had emotionally expressive animatronic facial expressions. More » -
#furnishings
Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
Some find baby dolls cute. Others realize their potential for holding your stuff—if they're chopped to bits and fastened to wood. More » -
#stevejobs
Plush STEVE JOBS! buy 500 and A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN!!
SACRED IDOLS AVAILABLE GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR HOME AND OFFICE! plush STEVE JOBS!!! More » -
#wrongmodo
Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)
Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead. More » -

