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more about #dolls Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Finally a tool for helping unsee what has been seen.. #eyes more » Software_Goddess: Was it intentional that they used a frowning baby doll to illustrate the use of this tool? #eyes more » njdevil: Counting down the days til valentines day now. #eyes more » iheartpie: When's Gizmodo going to be a proper gadget blog again? Can I sign up to some kind of mailing list that will let me know? more » aja175: What has been seen cannot be unseen! #eyes more » TrollSlayer: The next NASCAR event is going to be funny. "Look honey, she's got the same jacket as you." more » 92BuickLeSabre: Don't you all get it? It's a defense mechanism. It's late at night, you're at a bar in an unsavory neighborhood (say, right next to Frat Row or the U... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: This guy should call himself Buffalo Bill if he wants to wear a blow-up doll 'skin' suit.. more » Kaiser-Machead: If our dear Gizmodoer Shamoononon ever joins a Giz meet-up, I humbly request that she wear this. more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Oh watch out folks, guys can get really confused. (wear a helmet under that) more » alexmetal: The bitch is either wearing waaaaaaay too much makeup, or just does a lot of heroin. more » Epoch: too silence-of-the-lambs for my taste. but for those of you into this sort of thing, you might want one of these: [www.skinbag.net] more » Adrian Covert: well hello, clarice. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: The way her hair is framed makes it look like that chick has a super long beard.. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: So, what happens when you get drunk and pass out face down wearing these only to wake up with someone trying to throat-rape the back of your jacket? more » Hello Mister Walrus: What kind of message is the girl on the right trying to send? If you are lonely, you can make a robot version of yourself and pretend to get married? ... more » snoop-blog: Is this some sort of wierd new fetish? more » Demonbird: I wish this movie didn't make me ashamed to be a Trek fan. more » OMG! Ponies!: I renew my objection to Dawson's Trek. more » Nunya B: Why are the Barbie ones so crazy $$ then? more » -
#eyeballremoval
Careful, You'll Poke an Eye Out with That Thing
How might one repair a cyborg's eye in the future? Why, with this handy eyeball removing tool. How does one forget what's seen in this image? Macallan 12 years, neat, that's how. [Bloomers and Bows via Boing Boing Gadgets] -
#nsfw
Blow-up Doll Hoodies Are, At Minimum, Waterproof
As weird as blow-up dolls hoodies may sound, wearing one of these creepy humans sounds a lot more practical to me than banging one—though a tent or flotation device might make more sense. More » -
#robots
Buy Your Own 'Mini-Me' Robot
You may not live long enough for technology to make your body immortal, but at least your soul can live on in a miniature, personalized robot. More » -
#toys
More Manly Star Trek Action Figures Still Have No Penises
Yesterday we told you about the Barbie Lieutenant Yummy Pants and her effeminate Captain and Science Officer. Here are the more manly versions, complete with a reproduction of the Enterprise's bridge to scale: More » -
#toys
Star Trek Barbie Dolls Still Have No Nipples
Yes, beautiful people, Star Trek Barbie dolls. "Captain Kirk" (who could have never survived that jump, but whatever), Spock, and Lieutenant Yummy Hot Pants. I mean, Uhura. New faces, same irresistible naffness. More » -
#boobpillow
This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)
The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes] -
#bells
Automated Carillon Is Powered By Mac, Scary Tambourine Doll and Christmas Cheer
This bell rig, called a carillon by we cultured folk, is a late post-Christmas creation that puts and nice bookend to the holiday. Just ignore the crazy, twitching tambourine-playing doll. -
