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more about #drunk scarbrtj: DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM. (You guys are really falling down on the job.) more » Die Fledermaus: Wow this has mythbusters written all over it, can a remote be shoved up to the transverse colon and then turn on or off a tv. So who will bend over an... more » nutbastard: "the message here is very real. Don't pass out around your asshole friends." you mean people who are friends of your asshole? more » nutbastard: "As the story goes, the television in the ward mysteriously turned off when the patient turned over in bed" no, that was just BLam screwing around wi... more » Coolmodo: Um those sure weren't friends, those were assholes, big ones, and now he is one of them. more » STiger: Here's a better idea: Tattoo on your lower back that states "Exit Only". more » Odin: And this is why I will never hang out with people who would do this sort of thing. Practical jokes while you're asleep is one thing, but violating you... more » loui: such anal friends.... =) (sorry, i just couldn't resist) more » Hiphopopotamus: Now admittedly, I haven't done the requisite background research, nor do I plan to do said research, but I just can't envision this being physically p... more » N1k0s: X-rays confirmed that this asian fellow truly has "junk in the trunk" more » tucker: just in case none of you have figured this out yet: none of his "friends" were involved here. This was a solo affair. more » AyeEye: I cry bullsh**. That "remote" is up around the area of the diaphragm, not down in his butt-el region. Might be barely possible if he swallowed it. more » Stndsh0: I thought Ryan Dunn was bad, sticking a toy car up his ass, but this? Ouch. Tis a pity about the remote. more » savage3006: you know this guy would be proud of him :) LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS 1:10 more » MissingPieces: Asshole friends, eh? *rimshot* ;) more » vapour: I demand a mythbusters version of this to see if the signal would penetrate through the *ahem* rectal areas more » d1zzle: Calling shenanigans on this one...if he was drunk enough that a remote up the rice hole didn't wake him up he would have needed treatment for alcohol ... more » Deckard: Wow, that thing is shoved up there, like they were loading a cannon. more » Jacubious: A perfect location for all would-be TV-B-Gone-ers who don't want to be....precluded from certain recurring events. more » LaraPandion I: Utter BS. Unless the thing was somehow propelling itself up his GI Tract there is no way it could get that high up his torso unless he swallowed it. ... more » -
#crime
Chinese Dude Gets Remote Crammed Up His Butt as a Drunken Prank
Nineteen year old Huang Chen stumbled drunk into a hospital in Changsha, China recently complaining of severe pain in his backside. Yeah, you know where this is going...but there is a twist. More » -
#aliensreplyin2015
Earth Set to Receive Alien Reply, Invasion in 2015?
If all goes well—or very wrong—Earth may receive a message from aliens from the Altair solar system as early as 2015. Japanese astronomers Hisashi Hirabayashi and Masaki Morimoto sent an email there back in 1983, which was lost and has just been re-discovered by the latter at the Nishi-Harima Astronomical Observatory. Hirabayashi says they were drunk at the time, which explains why some of the 13 71 x 71 pixel images are the molecular formula for ethanol, the kanji characters for "kanpai!" (cheers!), and the English word "toast." Check out some of the pictures and play drunk alien yourself after the jump. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch
A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault: More » -
