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more about #ducks more comments → Homerjay is utterly alone.: I've had it with these motherfucking ducks on this moherfucking escelaor! more » dirtybacon: That duck is BACK on the escalator!! more » Hello Mister Walrus: Stupid ducks. Why can't you be like dogs and take the subway? [choppythedog.blogspot.com] more » Russell Lynn: Are they evil ducks? Because if they are I can see movie possibilities. We already had Snakes on a Plane, now we have "Ducks on an Escalator!" I'm sic... more » frigg: First ducks jumping off buildings into pools and now this. The things a duck'll do just to get hits on Youtube. more » Geisrud: It pains me to see the local wildlife sink to the same levels of stupidity of the 13 year-olds that do this at the malls. more » iceicemaybe: Am I the only one that thinks this is horribly depressing to watch? :( Of course the ducks won't go near the people, but they can't exactly get up the... more » Curves: Talk about getting nowhere, fast. Good thing they are ducks. I was tossed out of the Smithsonian (when I was 15) for going UP the DOWN escalator. Secu... more » bung: Can't this guy go a day without being on television? more » GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE: This is the ringtone I have for most people on my contact list: Trust me, as soon as I Hear "I want everybody to meet Burger and Fries", I know have a... more » OMG! Ponies!: Here's a quarter; go out and buy yourself some decorum. Folks, it's real simple. Turn your phone to "vibrate". Or turn it off. You're questioning t... more » kremlin-king: I like the awkward stares that I get when Closer by Nine Nails rings for me and I tell them it's my grandma calling, I never get a room full of lulz t... more » mdhunter38: The nicest part of this episode is, for the first time, there is an American president who can use the term "ringtone" and not either sound fake or li... more » Adam Gomez: Looks like Obama took notes from Christian Bale's little incident. I'd have loved to see him go ballistic though. more » bill cant fart: Duck ringtones are a story of the movement for fairness in a quality? more » -
#escalators
Here Are Some Cute Ducks Trying to Use an Escalator
Ducks, don't try to use escalators, ok? And humans, follow the same advice. Except you, you sexy spinning escalator girl you. You can use the escalator at any time. [Dark Roasted Blend—Thanks Daffy] More » -
#ringtones
Amateur Move: Journalist Interrupts President Obama With Quacking Duck Ringtone
As someone with a proudly stupid ringtone ("Gonna Make You Sweat"), I'm okay with being embarrassed when it invariably goes off in public. But then, I'm not a White House reporter who interrupts the President with loud digital quacking. More » -
#robots
Flying Duck Hunter Robot Will Appease PETA But Not Your Cold, Killing Instincts
Who wants to hunt some ducks? I said, WHO WANTS TO HUNT SOME DUCKS?? More »
