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    SkipErnst: Why are there 6 top 5 assclowns in this article? more »
    ZombieRot: Good god, Really? Is this really a worthy article? GOD, you guys are SUCH APPLE WHORES!!!!! You are the "Fox News" of Gadget Blogs!!!!! "Unfair and Un... more »
    diesel828: I'm glad this post was done because I'm sure most of them thought they were in the clear. We remember you, assclowns! more »
    OMG_changed_my_name!: And when can we expect the post about assclown Steve Jobs shitting all over Android? more »
    gyller: Yeah we get it, you got an iPhone toy Jesus Diaz but this is on a childs level. Steve said nothing wrong in the interview, he believes in his company. more »
    ludwigk: I like how Rubenstein, who worked on the iPod, was poopoo'ing the device while cooking his own competitor up at Palm. That's not so much assclownery a... more »
    redman042: Ballmer: "You can get the Motorola Q right now and it does music and chat and internet... I'm very happy with our strategy." Um... how's Windows Mob... more »
    SKiTz: Yeah... because it would be impossible to find even a single ridiculous statement in a Giz article. -_- more »
    Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Because if it was Steve Jobs laughing at some new competitor product that did work out later on, he'd be only defending his company. It would be only ... more »
    schmoe5000: Is everyone retarded? He said it doesn't appeal to business customers; and he's generally right. business won't supply their staff with iphones becaus... more »
    Lincolnsbeard33: How is Balmer an Assclown? He was 100% right about it not selling well at $500. The Iphone didn't do good until they lowered the price. Even then t... more »
    knwldg: I thought this was a blog site, and i thought the fanboyism only was in the comments. I think Steve's points during the time it was stated were very c... more »
    FermentedDischarge: You know, I always knew that Gizmodo loved Apple so much that ever blogger has a picture of Stevey above their beds but this is just ridiculous. LET I... more »
    aec007: I would not say they are assclowns. They had their own opinion about it. Period. The iPhone is not the best selling or number one phone in the world... more »
    Antonio Diaz: All these guy's share a common theme, old and out of touch. Being named CEO of a company doesnt mean you know everything and the product you represent... more »
    SneWs: Still, the iPhone might be a success, but the phone part in "iPhone" still sucks... so the laugh is still on Apple ;) more »
    That-One-Person: Next we should have a post about all the assclowns who laugh at anything not from apple. =D Steve Balmer was completely correct when he did this. $... more »
    Penguin4x4: I'm still laughing at it now, in 2009 HA! more »
    justinpe: Wasn't $500 for a smartphone pretty competive in 2007? My sister spenty twice as much on her HTC (running Windows Mobile) than I did for my iPhone). more »
    Him: Hey, Jesus! You forgot Maddox! [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net] more »
  • #retromodo

    Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007

    I wonder how many times Steve Ballmer laughed about the iPhone after pooping all over it in this 2007 interview. My guess: Not many. Don't worry Steve, here's the rest of the top 5 assclowns who dug their own grave: More »
  • #palm

    Palm OS Is Dead, Long Live Pre and Windows Mobile

    The Palm OS is a dead duck. Palm's CEO Ed Colligan has signed its death sentence today. But while there will be no more new Palm OS products, their Windows Mobile smarty-panty-phones will survive (!):
  • #predictions

    The Next Gadget Gods

    This past year, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs began to focus on priorities other than tech. Who will fill their winged sandals and become the new Gadget Gods? More »