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more about #fail more comments → diesel828: I'm glad this post was done because I'm sure most of them thought they were in the clear. We remember you, assclowns! more » ludwigk: I like how Rubenstein, who worked on the iPod, was poopoo'ing the device while cooking his own competitor up at Palm. That's not so much assclownery a... more » redman042: Ballmer: "You can get the Motorola Q right now and it does music and chat and internet... I'm very happy with our strategy." Um... how's Windows Mob... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Because if it was Steve Jobs laughing at some new competitor product that did work out later on, he'd be only defending his company. It would be only ... more » BeyondtheTech: Don't forget this assclown. more » Segador: I especially love Rubenstein's quote. Right, no one wants intuitive devices that do many things well. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Plus, talking shit about competitors is probably part of these guys' jobs. They will do it even if they believe that another company is about to revol... more » Ashley Youngblood: to be fair to Jesus: This is not necessarily Apple fanboyism (I mean, it could be on Jesus' part, but lets look at it from another angle). This is p... more » Sockatume: To be fair, the iPhone of 2007 was a GSM device that only ran Apple-sanctioned browser apps and cost $600 plus contract fees. By comparison the averag... more » Hello Mister Walrus: Hahaha... what suckers. Oh wait. All of these guys still have hundreds of millions of dollars in their bank accounts. I guess we're the clowns. more » phunnyballs: Hey Guys... You have to remember that Apple Didn't release the App Store until 2008. They gave no indication that there were going to be apps for it ... more » johncon3: iPhone is great as a personal phone, terrible for business. Everyone in my company that has one and needs to do a lot of email 'on the go' has gone b... more » MagdaleneDaditude: lol. try a mac, and it'll change ur life. more » biggerD: And how is this a failure of the new stadium? Gizmodo is a bunch of idiots! more » ripfire: Why do people always see this as "OMFG! MS Fail!" instead of "Oh wow, almost all electronics runs on Windows". Oh and BTW, Never gonna give you up,... more » -
#retromodo
Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
I wonder how many times Steve Ballmer laughed about the iPhone after pooping all over it in this 2007 interview. My guess: Not many. Don't worry Steve, here's the rest of the top 5 assclowns who dug their own grave: More » -
#imagecache
Dallas Cowboys Stadium Continues Streak of Giant Screen Fails
After their giant screen blocked a punt, you'd figure the owners of the Dallas Cowboys stadium would be extra careful with their massive displays—but it looks like somebody didn't shut down his computer properly. Whoops! [Thanks, Richard!] -
#fail
Palm Pre Tetris Mania Demo is Pointless at 30 Seconds of Total Length
Electronic Arts knows that we can't wait to get our Tetris fix on the Palm Pre, so instead of making us wait until the October release of Tetris Mania, they've released a thirty second demo. A thirty-freakin'-second demo. More » -
#bsod
Blue Screen of Death Strikes a Samsung Promo Display
No matter how many of these we see, they never really seem to get old, do they? [Failblog] -
#imagecache
This Is Why They Make Travel Adapters
Future Darwin Award nominee or desperate genius? Maybe both. But shoving things into what looks like a UK 220V outlet is probably not going to end well. Just ask the guy in this retro UK electrical hazards PSA: More » -
#dealzmodo
Best Buy Fixes $10 Samsung 52-inch HDTV Price
Earlier this morning, Best Buy mistakenly listed Samsung's LN52A650 for just $10. Not any more. Some folks (including me) bought one at the cheaper price, but update 2: Best Buy is now sending out canceled order emails. More » -
#architecture
Entire New 13-Story Building Tips Over in Shanghai
This past Saturday, an entire apartment building in Shanghai collapsed. To be fair, the building was under construction and thus unoccupied, but it's still a minor miracle that there was only one fatality. More » -
#hacks
A Tribute to Splendid Half-Assery
Misadventures in do-it-yourself home repair, or lateral thinking of McGuyver-esque proportions? We've all pulled something stupid like this in our time. Hey, I once tried to fix a waterbed with duct tape, big mistake. More » -
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#fail
Wolfram Alpha Fail Is Appropriately Nerdy
Wolfram Alpha, the dorktastic computational search engine, got off to a bit of a rocky start when it launched last night. At least its first fail message had the foresight to include a HAL reference. More » -
#security
UK's MI6 Scrapped Multi-Million Dollar Undercover Operation Because of Lost USB Drive
You'd think MI6 agents would handle top-secret data more carefully than on memory stick in a purse, right? Well that purse was left behind on a train in 2006, compromising a multi-million dollar drug operation. More » -
#machinevsnature
In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
Here's a tip: never, ever leave a big candle burning over your computer. Ever. [FailBlog] -
#streetnoview
Nothing to See Here, Please Drive Thru
It must be a sad thing when Google thinks your city is not even worth taking the covers off the cameras mounted in a Street View car. More » -
#nsfw
Microphone Check: Britney Spears' P*ssy Hangs Out, Claims Britney (NSFW)
Sometimes technology gets the best out of you, specially when your clothes already got the best out of you. With a flip-flap noise. Listen to Britney Spears closely during this video's last few seconds: More » -
#inconceivable
Why Does This Apple iBook Have a Microsoft BSOD?
So there's this commercial on TV right now for some computer maintenance service with technologically-inept people frustrated over their crappy, virus-laden, machines. At one point an iBook even flashes a BSOD...wait, what? More » -
#architecture
Planned 49-Story Vegas Hotel Gets Kneecapped to 28 Floors Because of Construction Fail
A hotel designed by famous architect Lord Norman Foster will be cut down to little more than half of its intended design because of improperly installed rebar on 15 floors. More » -
#sakshatlaptop
India's $10 'Laptop' Basically a Big, Dumb Joke
After the aggressively lame "unveiling" we were all subjected to yesterday, details have finally emerged about the $10 Sakshat "laptop." It's not a laptop! Or much of anything, really. More » -
#digitalcameras
No Matter How Little You Know About Technology, Someone Will Always Know Less
This lady is going to be even more confused when she tries to find where the film is to take her pictures in to get developed. [Failblog] -
#fail
Seagate Firmware Fix Turned Barracudas into Paperweights
Seagate's SD1A firmware update, meant to fix problems with its Barracuda 7200.11 models, only managed to make things worse—bricking the drives of those who bothered to install it. They've pulled the update pending validation. More » -
#fail
1TB Seagate Barracudas Collapsing A Gogo, Users Say
It looks like the Seagate Barracuda 7200.11 hard drive series is having serious problems Zune style, with a large number of them failing like crazy, specially the 1TB model. The problem seems to be firmware-based. More » -
#fail
As Seen at CES: Microsoft Surface Fail [UPDATED]
Intrepid reader Yves Milord snapped a pic of what might be the first error message seen on a Microsoft Surface. UPDATED More »
