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more about #fish Odin: I'm seriously glad I don't have to bother with any litter box type device at all. We had one for a while when we first got the cat but we quickly move... more » Radio Silence: Once again Giz Misses the really cool thing to buy - Put this in as 1 vote to replace gift guide editor. [www.tailgateapproved.com] more » moop2000: I'm disappointed by the lack of suggested gifts for cats. more » technical difficulties: ...ordered one of these yesterday more » yogibimbi: @Rosa Golijan: Is that you waiting for a massage? more » Brian: WTF is up with that Hydroglass idiocy? Just were the heck is one supposed to put it? I don't know about your house but anywhere with a drain at my pla... more » Jeremy Simants: My former roommate had the Bissel SpotBot, It worked wonders on messes from both dogs and drunkin idiots who can't make it outside in time. more » the pirate Neckbeard: Has anyone ever actually potty trained their cat? I've heard talk of it and not just in Meet the Parents but no first hand accounts. I would give an... more » Kaiser-Machead: No love for parakeets. My Parakeet R2-D2 used to love cat toys, the little mesh plastic balls with the bell inside. No one could resist watching him a... more » thechansen: I would recommend a recycled fire hose chew toy, and a fleece blanket. My parents lab drags the blanket around all day like Linus, and the fire hose ... more » Hello Mister Walrus: I buy orphan children from third world countries for my rottweilers to chase. It's great entertainment for the money. more » BobotheTeddy: oh c´mon giftguide for pets? If you have a fish... give water. If you have a cat... give fish. If you have a dog... give cat. They all will be happy... more » Duckspwn: Wait, whoooa, slow down here... dog therapy? As in counselling for your pets? Does that actually exist? And if so, a fool and his money are soon parte... more » Kaiser-Machead: I once put in something similar to the Catgenie for someone, and her cat watched in horror as a mechanized monster mouth ate its shit before its eyes.... more » m3rcer: Before Disco Stu, there was Fly Guy. #lgcrystalfish more » madog: Disco Stu, got hooked on the white stuff in the seventies... ayyyyyyy! #lgcrystalfish more » melloki76: The weird, sedated version of that song in the background creeped me out even more that the fish in the phone. #lgcrystalfish more » frigg: Great. Now we're gonna have to listen to all the Apple haters bitch and moan that the iPhone is an inferior device because it doesn't yet support fish... more » Tawnie is saving no daylight: Just because you can put a fish tank in your phone does not mean that you should. Unless you like your phone smelling like a dirty hooker when you use... more » Jake712: Six types. That's how many types of crazy I counted right there. Six. #lgcrystalfish more » -
#giftguide
Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children
In all honesty, this entire list is a "do not buy" for normal people, but I love my dogs beyond reason. So, here are some unreasonable gifts for them, your pets and your pet loving geek friends. More » -
#wtf
We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
Remember how Disco Stu has those shoes with a clear platform that he bought with fish in them? And then they died, and he couldn't get them out? Imagine that, but with the clear LG Crystal phone, and, um...for real. More » -
#imagecache
Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
Patit Paban Halder runs a hospital solely for fish in Chandannagore, India. Basically, he has 32 aquariums in his home, and he treats ailing fish with his wife and son. More » -
#robots
Robot Fish: Because Android Children Deserve Unsatisfying Pets Too
So it's not expressly intended to provide baby Asimos with unfulfilling relationships, but that would be adorable, no? In reality, it fancies itself an industrial tool, for monitoring "pipelines, sunken ships, and pollution." Where's your whimsy, robofish? More » -
#water
Aquawalls For Creating an Imaginary Undersea Abode
I fantasize about replacing all my windows with flat aquariums, filling them with coral and reef life (rays, lobster, clownfish), lighting them with full-spectrum bulbs and calling myself Namor. [Aquawall via BornRich] More » -
#science
Dolphin Translator Is Sure to Uncover Valuable Insight On Fish
A British scientist is working on a device to represent dolphin communication as a sort of hieroglyph, but we can save him the suspense: They're just thanking us for all the fish. More » -
#advertising
Fish Tank Bus Stop May Not Be Entirely Practical
Wouldn't it be nice, while waiting for the bus, to have an aquarium full of fish to look at? At least for those first few days, until they die, at which point it'd get depressing. More » -
#fishbot
Robotic Carp Unleashed Into the Sea to Sniff Out Pollution
Those crazy looking robotic carp now have a job-a whole school of them are going to be released into the sea off northern Spain to help detect hazardous pollutants in the water. More » -
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#sports
How On-Field Football Turns Into Seamless Television
The quick composition of today's football games, with footage coming from multiple cameras focused all around the stadium, has to be compiled and edited with incredible speed and confidence. That's where Bob Fishman comes in. More » -
#design
Duplex Bird Cage/Fish Tank Blows Your Pets' Tiny Minds
People who have birds and fish probably set the cage near the tank, but the Duplex stacks the two—cage on bottom, tank on top—in a genius move that everyone except the pets themselves will enjoy. More » -
#starwars
R2-D2 Aquarium With Radar Eye Periscope
Now you can add "fish tank" along side "beverage cooler" and "projector" on the long list of job titles R2-D2 has had in his post-acting career. But rest assured that no matter what his occupation happens to be, R2 has a strong work ethic. In addition to housing your fish, he will rotate his head and utter his trademark bleeps with any voice command. He also features overhead LED tank lights that rotate colors and a periscope built-into his radar eye for spying on the fish floating in his robo-belly. On the downside, R2 never works cheap—this beauty will set you back $130. [Hammacher Schlemmer via TFTS via Geekalerts] -
#walkingcanefishingpole
Walking Stick Fishing Pole: Perfect for Dr. House's Days Off?
A walking stick, with a catch. Well, potentially a catch anyway: with a reel and 8# fishing line, this mashup gadget enables you to combined fishing with your countryside strolls. It's 35-inches high, with a rubber foot and metal/plastic reel, and is available now for $39.95. On second thoughts, House wouldn't so much use this for fishing for fish, as much as for views up nurse's skirts. The advertising doesn't suggest that though. [Product via Nerd Approved] -
#webcams
RhythmFish Helps Your Goldfish Say "I Love You" (or "You Suck")
RhythmFish is a suction-cupped USB webcam concept that sticks to the side of a fishbowl, tracking the movements of your little shiny-scaled compadres. Sensors inside the bowl measure the "currents" made by fish swimming, and your computer combines both data feeds into a visualization meant for "inter-organism communication." Talking to goldfish? From the looks of the invention, I thought designer Sangmin Bae had seen one too many Terry Gilliam flicks, but on second thought, he may just be addicted to American Dad. [Coroflot via OhGizmo] -
#pets
Training Goldfish is a Sad, Sad Practice
Are you one of those lousy parents that won't buy a dog for your kids but try to pass off a goldfish as a pet that's just as good? Well, if you want to help your case that fish are just as fun as an adorable golden retriever, there's the R2 Fish School. It'll let you train a goldfish to do such tricks as play basketball and swim around objects in its tank. The excitement never ends, as the ridiculous instructional clip after the jump demonstrates. More »
