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more about #fuzzywuzzymodo more comments → jonhapimp: what no manbearpig? more » Pessimippopotamus: Poor spacebat. Although Laika will always have my heart. Poor dog. You're 100x more awesome than me, even in death. more » bosskev: Astronimal? Wasn't that a short-lived TV series in the 80s starring Simon MacCorkindale? more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Let's be honest. All of these animals, especially the cats, were pussies compared to SpaceBat. They went in the comfort of inside the shuttle. But... more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Only thing better is having Ned Beaty drop into your prison yard with a hot air ballon. OR To get in the mood which we may soon be in, pretending to b... more » Michai: You know whats bogus about this... is that there are actual people out there who need facial reconstruction and cant afford it. Yet they do it to a c... more » strider_mt2k: Hope it's okay. Get well soon ya big...primordial creature ya. more » snakepliskin: Look at his eyes. Hes the saddest cyborg croc ive ever seen. more » deanbmmv: I am so glad that Vets only work on animals. If I'm in a car accident I definetly don't want my facial reconstructive surgery to involve bolting bits ... more » Camron: Racist means discrimination based on race; not on species. more » Monty: If magnets can mess up a crocodile's amazing sense of direction, do you suppose magnets on my head might improve my terrible sense of direction? Time... more » mhlaxp: It's not exactly crocodile (or alligator) hate. Alligators are wild animals, and they belong in the wild, not people's back yards. Moving them back ... more » TerryinSt.Paul: My neighbor used to trap squirrels in a live trap in his backyard and then free them at a golf course 5 miles away. I told him that one of the squirre... more » Hello Mister Walrus: So crocodiles have some kind of natural internal GPS? Can I navigate by strapping one to the top of my car? more » frigg: I really don't understand why there's so much hate against crocodiles. True, crocodiles can post here without "auditioning" and a lot of crocodile pos... more » -
#space
Animal Astronauts: The Unsung Heroes of Space Travel
Astroblogger Leroy Chiao belongs to an elite, exclusive club of earthlings who have ventured into space. Also in that club? Animals. Lots of them. This is tribute to the world's bravest "astronimals." More » -
#cellphones
Cellphone-Smuggling Pigeons Are a Jailbird's Best Friend
Hey you jailkeepers, you know how the inmates been asking about keeping harmless little pigeons around? Well, it's a con: They're using them to smuggle in cellphones. More » -
#fuzzywuzzymodo
Florida Is Scrambling Crocodiles' Brains With Magnets
Strapping a magnet to a crocodile's head seems like two counts of animal cruelty for the price of one, just to appease old people in Florida who are racist against crocodiles in their backyards. More » -
#fakemodo
Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
Dear Manufacturer: As the owner of two dumb felines, I was pleased when you introduced the 21-button Control-A-Cat remote with "meow" and "catch mice" functionality. But certain buttons on my unit don't seem to work. More » -
#toyfair2009
10 Reasons We're Doomed: Toy Fair Edition
Toy Fair, despite the sunny name, is not just a place of wonder and magic. If you look below the gilded surface of happiness and joy, you can actually see portents of doom. Doomy doom. More » -
#facebook
If You Eat an Endangered Species, Don't Post Pictures of Your Feast on Facebook
An Illinois couple went to the Bahamas and, desiring a truly exotic vacation, caught and ate an endangered iguana. Of course, they posted pictures of their totally wild excursion on Facebook. Which got them arrested. More » -
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#questionoftheday
Question of the Day: Will Robotic Pets Ever Replace The Real Thing?
We have seen creepy robotic cats, dogs and even parrots. It may seem ridiculous to think that these types of toys will ever make the jump from novelty to full-fledged replacements for our beloved pets, but lets face it—you're lazy. Think about a future without walking dogs, scooping poop or the emotional pain that comes with owning a cat that doesn't care whether you live or die. One day it may truly become possible to own the perfect robotic pet. So, the question is do you think these robo-pets will ever replace your fuzzy best friends? More » -
#fuzzywuzzymodo
Infinity Aquarium Is a Goldfish Freedom Simulator
Your goldfish may never truly be free, but if you had one of these infinity aquariums you can trick them into thinking they are thanks to a design that "loops the fish around in an infinite tunnel of water and glass." It's like a mini fortress of solitude for your little underwater friends—giving them a life precious semi-freedom before you unceremoniously flush them down the toilet. Not surprisingly, the "Swimming Around In Circles" aquarium is only a concept at this point. More » -
#fuzzywuzzymodo
One "Horsepower" Vehicle is a Slap in the Muzzle
Once upon a time horses were the kings of the open trail. The best horses were treated like royalty and their riders were worshiped for their skill. Unfortunately, those days are over. The Naturmobil pictured here was was built by Abdolhadi Mirhejazi of Dubai and it is powered by a single horse walking on a treadmill, encased in a plastic prison like some sort of common hamster. When the horse gets tired, a battery kicks in to power the vehicle along with the lights and the electrical system. More » -
#badideas
Kitty Tanning Bed is a Bad Sign for Humanity
This is a tanning bed for cats and dogs. Also, it is a sign of the apocalypse and/or the downfall of the American empire. Because really, when you're tanning your pets, you don't deserve to have any influence over the rest of the world. You're officially an idiot. More » -
#prosthetics
Dolphin Gets Prosthetic Tail
Winter was just two months old when she got her tail caught in a crab trap—and rendered a useless stump—off the coast of Florida. After a long recuperation and a year and a half of hard labor by one of the veterinary world's top prosthetics wizards, Winter became the first dolphin to receive a functional but fake tail, qualifying her, according to the Daily Mail, as the "world's first bionic sea creature." Here's the story: More »
