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more about #genius more comments → Yannick Wolfe-Mercier: NHP forever! #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » otko: numero uno #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » tande04: Eh, as the commentors at io9 were quick to point out its pretty silly to have a "top ten worst villians list" and then fill it with spoofs. #toptendum... more » Complexified: Hey, where's Mini Me on this list? #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » infmom: When I worked as a service tech I once had to deal with a laptop full of porn. The owner was rather fond of one particular means of sexual expression.... more » zåɳzißarleɠёпȡ: Dear Gawker, lifetime ban for Super Sonic. Thanks. sincerely, any reader here with common sense. more » BenjaminCachimbear: So, BestBuy does it, and gets sued. Apple does it and gets praised. I guess that means we'll start to see a huge migration of geeks to geniuses. Tha... more » discounteggroll: way to go ARS 202! having worked in that store, I can tell you that it is way too busy of an environment for anybody there to casually just browse pe... more » yogibimbi: so, when it comes to child porn and terrorism, privacy does not exist? Please explain to me how snooping through someone's files before the snooper ha... more » cobra_commander: Will the apple Genius be sued for violation of privacy? more » AYB: "Explicit" != "Suggestive" However "Wrong" = "Wrong" more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Sounds like they fixed him alright. more » xredgambit: a class/B/ felony? See what I did there? more » TheCrudMan: I heard Apple is dropping support for child pornography in Snow Leopard. more » Super Sonic: "pictures of naked 10- to 13-year-old girls in "explicit" poses" is NOT child pornography! There are 100% legal "nude modeling" websites all over the ... more » -
#evilgeniuses
My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time
Ooooh, io9's fantastic Charlie Jane Anders has a Friday treat for us: The Top 10 Dumbest Evil Geniuses of All Time. This was definitely one of my favorite reads today and I particularly agreed with number two. [Io9] -
#crime
Apple Genius Finds Child Porn on G5 In Need of Repair
Forget Megan's Law, those Apple Geniuses are pretty darn good at catching pedophiles. A Connecticut man was arrested after an Apple Genius found pictures of naked 10- to 13-year-old girls in "explicit" poses on his G5 desktop's hard drive. More » -
#genius
Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
How is it that a patent this brilliant was filed in 1932 but has yet to become the national sensation that it so deserves to be? It fills bananas with ice cream, people! More » -
#camcorders
Genius G-Shot HD520 Shoots 720P for $150
Is it bad that I'm not excited about the Genius G-Shot HD520? More » -
#duh
Genius Locks Herself Inside Car, Calls 911 To Save Her
Okay, I understand that people can panic and lose focus, but damn. Gotta feel bad for her though. More » -
#applegeniusbar
Apple Store Geniuses Might Actually Be Dunces
You've probably wondered what it takes to become a Genius at an Apple Store. I mean, they're called Geniuses, and it's Apple, and they only deal with Apple products, so they know them to the core, right? Well, in at least one Apple Store, not so much. MacBlogz's Aviv went through the whole process of applying, which he has helpfully documented for us. After answering 17 out of 20 ridiculously easy technical questions correctly, he was offered the job for $17 an hour (which you can see in the letter below). Because that made him not just a Genius, but a superstar. More » -
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#zune30
More Sneak-Peaks at the Forthcoming Zune 3.0 Software
We've already seen Mixview, Zune 3.0's more visual take on a Genius-like auto-generating playlist, as well as some videos showing the new Wi-Fi features like Buy From FM on the device itself. Today some more interface shots of what Microsoft will help turn the Zune guy back have surfaced for you perusal. Like iTunes 8, once you get past the auto-playlisting, it doesn't look like there's too many more drastic changes or revelations over version 2.5. Other than that the Zune team really digs the Hold Steady and TI. Hey, me too! Check out a gallery below. More » -
#genius
Pen-Top Utensils: Shut Down Humanity, It's Reached Its Peak
Pen-top utensils! Seriously, are these not the greatest inventions ever? I never want to use regular flatware again, as I can't jot down notes on my dinner with a normal fork. I mean, these things are a gimme for restaurant reviewers, but from now on whenever I'm eating I'll always know in the back of my mind that it could be better; I could be able to write with my knife. More » -
#draftincluder
Asko's Home Pub Fridge is a Fridge for Real Men
The inventor of the HomePub, a fridge freezer with built-in draught beer system, is, it goes without saying, a genius. Designed with special people in mind, the kind who like to pour beer on their cornflakes or drink their coffee with beer and two sugars, there's designated space for two five-liter kegs. More »
