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more about #geniuses Yannick Wolfe-Mercier: NHP forever! #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » otko: numero uno #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » tande04: Eh, as the commentors at io9 were quick to point out its pretty silly to have a "top ten worst villians list" and then fill it with spoofs. #toptendum... more » Complexified: Hey, where's Mini Me on this list? #toptendumbestevilgeniuses more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: You know it was that $150 laptop her family was able to buy her which made this all possible... more » Jesse in Japan: That's nothing, I've seen kids at that age who have passed Level 1 of the kanji kentei. more » VideoVampire: To be fair a retarded donkey with alsheimers could pass that test. more » Monk E. Rotica: What's "a girl?" more » nutbastard: "9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional" Bill - the lolicon thing was hilarious when you made it out to be a joke. Now.... more » zenpoet: I don't believe I was ever concerned with pooping my pants at the age of 3. I may have relished it. more » Michael Cheung: well, now she is exposed... i am pretty sure syler is on his way more » OMG! Ponies!: As far as the Microsoft tech support goes, when I got my RRoD on my launch-day XBox, I found there were two general call centers - one which was in No... more » Maxx Craves:: Hello.. thank you for calling technical support. We can fix that Stack Over flow fault very simply sir.. please deposit 2 Hannah Montana dolls and a H... more » OMG! Ponies!: Certified Professional What? (yes, I am going to hell for that) more » TheSonOfKrypton: God Damnit, I REALLY have to figure out how to hack my memory and bring out its ridiculous potential... more » -
#evilgeniuses
My Favorite Top 10 List Today: The Dumbest Evil Geniuses Of All Time
Ooooh, io9's fantastic Charlie Jane Anders has a Friday treat for us: The Top 10 Dumbest Evil Geniuses of All Time. This was definitely one of my favorite reads today and I particularly agreed with number two. [Io9] -
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9 Year Old Girl Becomes the Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional
Today's crushing blow to our self confidence comes to us from India, where a 9 year old girl has become the youngest person to ever pass a Microsoft Certified Professional examination. More » -
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Apple Store Geniuses Might Actually Be Dunces
You've probably wondered what it takes to become a Genius at an Apple Store. I mean, they're called Geniuses, and it's Apple, and they only deal with Apple products, so they know them to the core, right? Well, in at least one Apple Store, not so much. MacBlogz's Aviv went through the whole process of applying, which he has helpfully documented for us. After answering 17 out of 20 ridiculously easy technical questions correctly, he was offered the job for $17 an hour (which you can see in the letter below). Because that made him not just a Genius, but a superstar. More »
