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more about #handjob SigmundTheSeaMonster: ...just a twist and tug... If it were that EASY! :) more » Die Fledermaus: Whats next this in chair massager called the lap dance. Stressed all day tired and worn out you need a lap dance. more » Golf_Nut: I played the video without sound but I'm pretty sure I knew exactly what they were saying... more » snoop_dizzle: This commercial has made me realize that I think a good spanking is in order! Let me have just a little bit of peril? ;) more » En0s1: comment fail more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Hi! Billy Mays here for HandJobs, the quick, easy, and inexpensive way to give you and your family the release they need in the palm of your hand! I... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Their next product will include flat tires, party balloons, and a trumpet. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: "Having trouble getting your motor started?" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" more » SergioAM: When the old lady got the champagne all over her face I lol'd. But when the kid thanked uncle graig for the handjob I rofl'd :] more » deliciousburglar: it had a happy ending. more » aerospaceman: I'm more of a DIY kind of guy... more » Jacubious: As if we needed a commercial to convince us. Best (worst?) line though: Thanks Uncle Greg! more » Deaf Mute: omg someone call the police on uncle greg This commercial is just a parody right? I mean, it isn't an actual product advertisement surely. I mean, ... more » njso18: Uncle Greg really had no business giving a Handjob to his little nephew. At all. I'm quite disturbed, actually. more » Kaiser-Machead: What a sweet release! The champagne bukkake was the best. more » Pwnguins: 2 Handjobs for Under $5? Wow! more » ZeeBeeEss: Fucking awesome. It's like an advertisement that would play during an episode of Ow! My Balls! more » Camo Zombie is coining the vernacular: "Having trouble getting your motor started?" "FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" more » met2art: What a gripping commercial! An absolute stroke of genius. I'm just going to pop off.... and order mine now! more » Intelext: Oh my fing god, 2 handjobs for under $5!? more » -
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According to This Commercial, We All Need and Deserve HandJobs
This commercial has left me convinced that I need to order a five dollar HandJob right now. I'm just confused about whether I'll be getting what I think I'm getting or a weird kitchen tool. More » -
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Researcher Blames OLPC, Video Games and Crayons For Deforming Innocent Hands
If Mike Tomich is to be believed, coloring, video games and keyboard use are crippling our children. According to Tomich, each of these activities is responsible for deforming the youngin's hands. FOREVER. More »
