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more about #hippies Monty: What surprised me in the rankings, and perhaps made me a fan of Newsweek's approach, was their ranking of Marathon Oil at 100 on their top 500. Havin... more » PaddyDugan: I'm grateful for 1. tech companies that care about their effect on the environment; 2. organizations that let consumers know how we can use discrimina... more » HowieFelterbush: in other words, greenpeace's methodology is unfairly weighted towards maximum drama from minimal catalyst. gee, who woulda expected such a thing? #gr... more » Bs Baldwin: Greenpeace made their listings with the use of chemicals or lack thereof as the biggest determining factor. Using less toxins is important but less e... more » brobot - Beboptimus Prime: It really is interesting that there's such a huge difference in rankings between the two lists. Yeah, HP being 1st on one and 14th on the other is pr... more » Crazy_Talk: green peace can go fuck themselves.* * not because of trying to promote green manufacturing, but the painting the HP building thing awhile back. amo... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I worked for HP at one time, didn't really like the experience, but found it memorable that they actually had a staff dedicated to recycling. I'm tal... more » spacetrig: I like HP more » zimmi88: Ummm... vandalism and harassment, anyone? Acting like criminals isn't going to get anyone to take you seriously... they're just going to frame you as... more » jamjen: I wonder if Greenpeace is aware that HP donates huge amounts of money to Oceanic research - they are the main contributors to the MLML (Moss Landing M... more » deanbmmv: Of course they used fingerpaints. If they used HP's own printer ink they'd be bankrupt. more » RoboBagins: I'll support Greenpeace when they starting wearing suits and appear clean shaven and orderly at demonstrations. aka when pigs fly. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Here's how the last interaction I had w/ a Greenpeace Rep went: Excuse me sir. Sir? Excuse me? Yes? Do you like Polar Bears? We have a petition to... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: And why isn't Greenpeace being arrested and treated as a terrorist entity for this? I'm sorry, but that's vandalism. Last I knew, it was illegal. W... more » Hello Mister Walrus: While raising awareness about environmental issues is important, Greenpeace needs to practice moderation to avoid alienating potential supporters. Stu... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: "Greenpeace: Hewlett-Packard = Hazardous Products" Stuff like that is exactly what makes no one take Greenpeace seriously. Seriously, when I read so... more » whoster69: Wow, so many dirtbags bagging on Greenpeace for doing a public service. Pull your heads out of your asses you fools! more » Nick: amateurs. the kid that did this gets my vote. more » gqcarrick: Those damn dirty hippies should have been arrested for tresspassing and general douchebaggery. more » commentotron: Greenpeace is all about promoting Greenpeace. It's the place unemployable jobless hippies go to feel like they're contributing to society. more » -
#hp
HP Ranked #1 Green Company (What!?)
Newsweek's latest Green Rankings gave Hewlett Packard the top position, establishing the firm as the greenest Fortune 500 company this year—a far cry from Greenpeace's #14 ranking. So what gives? More » -
#greenpeace
Greenpeace Scales HP Headquarters To Finger Paint Roof In Protest, Captain Kirk Very Amused
If you happen to be flying over the city of San Francisco, HP headquarters will be easy to spot. It will be the building with the words "Hazardous Products" finger painted on the roof. More » -
#wifi
New Weapon Against Hippies: Wi-Fi
The town of Glastonbury is overrun with hippies, drawn there by the healing energies in the area. Which have been destroyed by the town's new Wi-Fi network, apparently making them all sick. -
#syntheticfuel
First Supersonic Flight with Synthetic Fuel Shows Air Force's True Treehugging Hippy Nature
This week the US Air Force achieved the first supersonic flight using alternative synthetic fuel, booming a B-1B Lancer over the White Sands Missile Range airspace in New Mexico without any problems. The supersonic strategic bomber, designed to deliver atomic weapons, will be able to start Armageddon at $30 to $50 less per barrel while helping the environment and without depending on foreign oil. You read that well, you commie hippie treehuggers: war is getting cheaper, and it will help climate change, nuclear winter excluded. Looking at its composition, however, the synthetic fuel is certainly not as harmless as other alternatives. More » -
