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more about #holidays more comments → Segador: The HD-DVD drive is pure comedic gold to the right crowd. I'm ordering one now for my office holiday party. more » Slinkytech: More women would like the penis ice cube tray than you would think. Also, I would buy them a VHS or floppy disk...just sayin. more » Nathan Obbards: The second best thing about a cup o' icy penises is if you have one of those annoying friends who sucks or chews ice, you can tease them about sucking... more » Purple Dave: *sigh* I meant to take a picture of mine and post it, but I didn't have time. See, this year The LEGO Company came out with these really cool orname... more » deciBels: How about the Penuts tree from Amazon? more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I like number 4. That is horrible. more » Yerzriknot: Christmas Buffy ftw! more » EBone: I see No. 2's 1701D and raise him my Hallmark: Enterprise NX-01 1701 1701D 1701E Galilieo Shuttlecraft USS Voyager Space Station Deep Space Nine USS ... more » Nathan Obbards: I do believe that is a Gates cashglobe à la Scrooge McDuck. more » Gundem: This sucks. From one hand my brother mostly got birthday and christmas combined (usually great gifts but still only oen gift for both occasion) As i ... more » Nathan Obbards: I'm confused. How can you promote the PSP Go in spite of the myriad of faults that you yourselves pointed out, then mock the tauntaun sleeping bag. ... more » OCEntertainment: I'm sure it's likely highly subjective, but in my own experience the best gift you can give to a person with a birthday near the holidays is an entire... more » Kaiser-Machead: I say the tauntaun sleeping bag is awesome, and whoever doesn't like it can suck bantha fudu. It's like comment after comment about crazy lego fanatic... more » Bertone77: This is going above my house. more » SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Maybe I don't have a sense of humor, but...what the hall #4 is supposed to be? more » -
#giftguide
Gifts to Bring to a White Elephant Party
There are generally two criteria for gifts at a White Elephant/Yankee Swap party: they've gotta be cheap, and they've gotta be hilariously bad. After all, what's the point if you can't stick someone with a total garbage gift? More » -
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10 Of Your Nerdiest Holiday Decorations
Yesterday, I asked you to show us some of the nerdiest holiday decorations you have ever encountered. Needless to say, some of you are really dorking the halls. More » -
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Combo Gifts For People With Birthdays Near The Holidays
If only their parents had waited until summer to conceive! Still, they can't change their birth date, but you can most definitely ensure they get the best two presents for their bi-celebration this December. More » -
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14 Holiday Decorations You Won't See in the Neighborhood This Year
I find gaudy Christmas decorations to be a bit of an eyesore. But if they were amusing rather than irritatingly earnest? Then maybe I'd be down. More » -
#giftguide
Boozy Gadget Gifts For Your Favorite Drunk
Why do we drink more around the holidays? Is it the cold? The relatives? Just looking for an excuse? Whatever the reason, here are some drinking gadgets for your friends with a lush for life. (Also: it's the relatives). More » -
#diy
The Season's Most Expensive DIY Christmas Card
I've always loved getting handmade Christmas cards. It's just so heartwarming to open one and listen to a holiday song on the built-in iPhone. More » -
#holidays
These Prank Gift Boxes May Be Fake, But I Want a Griddle Alarm Clock
OK, so the Noggin' Net fishing hat is totally ludicrous, but am I crazy to think that the risk of horrible burning and food poisoning is totally worth waking up to fresh eggs and pancakes on my bedside table? More » -
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Japan Gadget Gifts for the Geek Who Wishes He Was Lost in Translation
Japan is a land of gadgets that are both marvelous and mystifying. If you can't go to the home of weird gadgets, why not bring some of the weird gadgets home to you? Here is a list of Japanese gadget gifts that will give you culture shock worse than Bill Murray in a Tokyo karaoke bar. More » -
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#microsoft
Microsoft "Runs Out" of Cheaper Windows 7 Family Packs, Just In Time For Christmas
The Windows 7 Family Pack was a great offer, bundling three full Home Premium upgrades for $150. It was also a limited time deal, but without a set terminus. Well, now we have an expiration date: gift-buying season. More » -
#photoshopcontest
Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
Call me a killjoy, but as I've gotten older the holidays have gotten less and less fun and more and more annoying. You know what I really hate? Stupid decorations everywhere. Let's spice them up. More » -
#giftguide
Geek Gifts For Weird Relatives You Have To Buy Gifts For But Don't Want To
Ah, weird relatives. The ones whose existence we ignore until there's the realization that we're obligated to get them some kind of gift. Here are a few safe ideas that are reasonable on cost and extra low on effort. More » -
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Gifts for Significant Others Neglected By Tech-Addicted Lovers
Hey baby, look, we all have priorities. For me, my gadgety toys just so happen to fall a teensy bit above you on the list. Don't be offended! Here, look, I got you a present! Now, back to my iPhone. More » -
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Gifts For Space Explorers Who Swing Among the Stars
Hey you, Ground Controls and Major Toms orbiting out there! If you're a space aficionado or know someone who'd like to blast into the cosmos, it's time to take your protein pills. Here's the definitive go/no-go holiday gift list. More » -
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Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children
In all honesty, this entire list is a "do not buy" for normal people, but I love my dogs beyond reason. So, here are some unreasonable gifts for them, your pets and your pet loving geek friends. More » -
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Travel Gifts For People Who Sleep On Airplanes More Than In Beds
There's a certain type of person for whom airports and airplanes cease to be novel, and start to feel like home. This is depressing, on many levels! Which is why these people need gifts. Lots and lots of gifts. More » -
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Gifts for Science Nerds Who Love To Experiment
Meteorites, microscopes, or mixing things to go boom. Your science nerd loves it all. Here are a couple of gift ideas for that space explorer, mad scientist, or engineer in your life. More » -
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Gifts For Agoraphobes Who Really Prefer the Indoors
Some of the geeks you know may say they prefer the sun and air, but at least a third of them are lying. Here are the types of gifts those people want. I should know; I'm one of them. More » -
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Gifts for Video Geeks Who Think They're The Next Scorsese
Maybe you know someone in film school, or just some guy who really likes going to movies and cutting YouTube mash-ups? Here's what you can buy them—and also what you shouldn't: More » -
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Gifts for Bookworms Who Live for Lazy Weekend Reads
Bookworms are creatures of comfort who crave for little more than a peaceful corner and a good read. Here are some gifts ideas for them. Feel free to contribute your own suggestions (or argue with mine). More » -
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Gifts for Outdoorsy Geeks Not Averse to Sunshine or Sweat
Your geek works in front of a computer all day, but yearns to be outside skiing or something. Here are some gift ideas for that type. (Also, this is a highly personal list, so please add ideas to the comments.) More »


