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more about #homefurnishings more comments → debbyherbenick: it kind of looks like a masturbation sleeve (pocket pussy) to me. more » Kaiser-Machead: I'm sure the Nazgul hold the patent on this. more » bosskev: You can get roughly the same music+fire effect just by holding a match near someone's ass while they fart. More advanced "tooters" can play simple son... more » Poiklpu: When I heard a "real life visualizer made of fire" I expected to see something more exciting more » Nick: this was cool the first time. the second time is a little less exciting. a little like kissin' your cousin. more » mpar: Where did I saw this mmmm.... more » lolgreg: *Looks at beige walls and cries* more » frigg: This is especially handy for people who relied on their dog as a conversation piece when visitors came over and they ran out of things to say, their d... more » Curves: How the hell do clean it. You cant wash it in the washing machine, you cant wipe it off, and its white! more » scarbrtj: Sadly, it doesn't look sturdy enough for the immense amount of wild, improptu tabletop love-making I'm wont to do. more » discounteggroll: so no playing footsie underneath the table anymore? =( more » strider_mt2k: C'mon guys, just because it's on BBG doesn't mean you HAVE to show it here too. Folks are getting laaazy! more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Yeah, I have something like this, and it's "resin" encrusted too. more » -
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Firewinder Wind Light, or Photon Tornado?
In practice, the Firewinder wind light won't look quite this extraordinary. But God bless slow shutter speed photography all the same. [via Inhabitat] -
#fire
LiveSpark Is an Audio Visualizer Made of Fire
The LiveSpark Fireplace features music-reactive flames, meaning, like a real-life visualizer, that the fire will jump and shrink itself based on the thumping beats it detects. More » -
#furniture
Resin-Encrusted Tablecloth is the Table Itself
This crocheted tablecloth two a notable quirks: it's board-stiff, and doesn't actually need a table. More » -
#homefurnishings
Blu-ray Coffee Table, Pac-Man Tabletop For Grown-ups
When tabletop arcade manufacturer Retro-Tech makes a coffee table, it's gotta do more than hold books on Famous Chateaus of the 18th Century and What Things Look Like From the Sky. It has to hold that stuff and piss off your home theater. More » -
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#lamps
Brain Lamp is New Gizmodo Leader, Future Galactic Emperor
When I saw this come up in my RSS feeds, I thought it said Brian Lam, and so I got rather excited. I was, however, (as I so frequently am) wrong. This lamp is the brainchild of Alexander Lervik, who had an MR scan done in Stockholm of his own grey matter, before printing up the results on a 3-D printer. "Yes," he says about his creation. "It is bright." Oh, no one loves a smart arse, Lervik. [Lervik] -
#ledfireplace
Electroscape LED Fireplace Brings the Aurora Borealis to Your Crib
The Electroscape fireplace from Platonics has a remote-controlled LED lighting system built in. Ahh—nothing warms you up on a frosty 21st Century morn better than some funky LED lights that you can mix, from single color to multicolored, from the cozy comfort of your armchair. You can even specify what arty "fire" objects are displayed inside: driftwood, pebbles or gravel. The fireplace pumps out 2kW of heat from its element, though, rather strangely, Platonics says this is an optional add-on. Maybe those LEDs get really hot. Available now for around $3100 in the UK. [Platonic fireplaces and Ubergizmo] -
#homefurnishings
Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline
Number two in an occasional series of crazy things to do with meat, this is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it's one of the Wurst rugs I've ever seen. *Sound of single gunshot followed by large thud* [Wurstteppich] More » -
#homefurnishings
Glowing ETree Lamp Can Be Bent Into Any Shape
This ETree floor lamp is certainly distinctive looking. Built out of multiple strands of electroluminescent tubes that you can manipulate into pretty much any shape, it's like a glowing, malleable sculpture for your living room. It looks really cool, but I have trouble picturing it fitting in with the décor with many living rooms. Maybe if you lived in a submarine from the future it would fit well. Yeah, that would be awesome. If you own one of those, you can probably afford $2,068 for a lamp. [Product Page via Technabob]
