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more about #horror Bokusatsu_Tenshi: If the computer overheats, it explodes and covers you in blood and pus. Have a nice dinner! more » 4nonymo: This is what happens when you surf /b/ without a proxy. more » PhineasJahoovafat: F U C K I N G A W E S O M E more » Noobs-R-Us: Looks like some giant nuttsack. Deformed and diseased nuttsack. I think I just threw up a little. more » Software_Goddess: Nasty! That computer has one heck of a virus! more » whormongr: they should do a full case mod of this more » brodie7838: Now if only it oozed something too... more » lostarchitect: I'm pretty sure this is illegal in 37 states. more » Die Fledermaus: I'm not a baby I'm a tumor. more » madog: That is so disgusting that I find it extremely interesting. However, what kind of oddball skips through, happy face, zombie head, balloon, hell even a... more » aec007: Just becaue you can, you shouldn't in the name of "art".... more » OCEntertainment: Umm, where's the buy now button? I want to take this to the next person who asks me to fix their computer. Install it when they're not looking. Then c... more » Bertone77: "plugs into your computer, looking very fleshy and realistic. As your computer runs, it quivers and pulses, growing as your computer works harder." I... more » Curves: I can only classify this one under "Poor Taste". more » KhaiJB: Welcome to Horror Villain Supplies, oh I see you're admiring our machete collection!.. but may I bring your attention to our special? Cell Phone Block... more » deanbmmv: [gizmodo.com] Ahem.... more » frigg: Damn it. I'm on my iPhone and not getting any signal. For the love of God, could someone please tell me what the hell this post is about? more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Newscast on halloween: Two unidentified robbers wearing these masks took several products from a local Apple store this night... more » ottermann killed Kenny: I'm going a BLam, when he's all duded up for the ladies...... more » Escamotage: No offense, but I don't think I'd be able to see through Jason's peepholes. ...and I'm Asian. more » -
#horror
Mechanical Tumor Is the Grossest Computer Peripheral Ever
This "Mechanical Tumor" plugs into your computer, looking very fleshy and realistic. As your computer runs, it quivers and pulses, growing as your computer works harder. More » -
#horror
Ruin Halloween For Everyone by Going as Brian Lam or Jason Chen
Someone has made a collection of masks of bloggers for Halloween, and our own Lam and Chen are included. Finally, Halloween is legitimately terrifying. [CostumePop via The Daily What] -
#cellphones
Five Minutes of Countless Horror Movie Phone Failures
I'd die first in a horror movie. You'd find me, alone, clutching an iPhone and a Blackberry. Or at least that's what my nightmare will be after this compilation of phone failures in horror movies. [YouTube via Nerdist] -
#horror
Welcome to the Meat Museum, Where Sheep's Head in a Can is Just the Beginning
You think the cheeseburger in a can, bacon in a can and whole chicken in a can are disgusting? You don't know disgusting. How about sheep's head in a can? Or "Lunch Tongue"? Welcome to the Meat Museum. More » -
#manvsmachine
The Death Row Inmate Who Turned His Toilet Into an Electric Chair
Michael Anderson Godwin was a murderer. He was awaiting South Carolina's electric chair in 1989 when he decided to fix his TV set while sitting on his cell's metal toilet. You can probably see where this is going. More » -
#manvsmachine
The Pitching Machine With a Taste For Blood
11-year-old Mitchell Anderson had just finished practicing in the batting cage and was gathering balls in his helmet. Unfortunately for him, there was one ball left still rattling around in the machine. More » -
#manvsmachine
A Concert With Death As the Encore
On May 3, 1972, Les Harvey took the stage at Swansea Top Rank with his blues band Stone the Crows. It was raining, and he was soaking wet. More » -
#manvsmachine
The Coffee Machine That Dispensed Hot Death
Last month, Yogesh Singh was getting coffee from a machine in a stall while taking a break from helping his father run a tent shop. He was tired and needed a pick-me-up. More » -
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#manvsmachine
The Parachute That Killed Its Inventor
On February 4th 1912 Franz Reichelt attempted to test his latest invention — a parachute jacket — at the Eiffel Tower. He donned his apparatus and tentatively stepped to the edge of the viewing deck. More » -
#manvsmachine
Do You Trust Elevators? Maybe You Shouldn't
In 2003, surgical resident Hitoshi Nikaidoh was stepping into an elevator when the doors closed shut suddenly, pinning him by the shoulders. This didn't seem too bad until the elevator began moving upwards. More » -
#horror
SquishBot Can Shrink Itself Down to Infiltrate Your Home, Nightmares
Robots alone are scary. But shape-changing robots that can squeeze through small spaces and then grow into sizes of up to 10x their squishy size? I don't like that one bit. More » -
#wtf
Call Me on My Skinned, Crying, Hermaphrodite Rotary Phone!
What the hell is wrong with this phone? I mean, rotary? Come on, this is the 21st century. More » -
#spooky
Big Dog Army Robot Will Change the Face of War Forever
If you were freaked out by the spooky Big Dog quadruped robot, you are going to love seeing it in action alongside US Army soldiers, following them like a smart giant dog. More » -
#lighting
Metal Skull Table Lamp Is Beyond Creepy
Well, this is the most terrifying table lamp I've ever seen. Why anybody would want to stare at this thing every time they sit on the couch is beyond me. More » -
#manvsmachine
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. More » -
#music
David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror
An absolute genius decided to feed David Lee Roth's vocals from Runnin' with the Devil to Microsoft's Songsmith software, which adds super-cheezy music to any sung lyrics. The results are, well, incredible. [Metafilter via Kottke] More » -
#nsfw
Guy Gets Trapped on Ski Lift, Hangs Bare-Ass Naked for 15 Minutes
Here's a horrific reminder that at the end of the day, technology still has power over us. This poor guy got trapped hanging upside-down by his pants from a chairlift for 15 minutes. That's embarrassing. More » -
#furnishings
Blood Bucket Lamp, Because There's Still a Week to Christmas
It's about a week to Christmas, and once again, you can't figure out that perfect gift for a loved one. Luckily, we've found the item that will offend any member of your family equally. -
#horror
Internal Microsoft Vista Video is as Painful as Videos Get
You've gotta wonder how, in a company the size of Microsoft, there's not a single person who has the balls to step up and say "Hey, you know what? This Vista music video we're making for the sales department, complete with a cheesy Bruce Springsteen impersonator and horrible music, damages the dignity of not only everyone involved in its production, but everyone who watches it." Seriously, how did this little slice of cringe-inducing embarrassment ever get made? What year is this? I need to lie down. I'm sorry. Check the video after the jump. UPDATE: The video is an internal spoof, an insider confirms. First: Good for them saving their sense of style and decency and humor. Second: Could they please not spend the money staging fake concerts and really good spoof videos and keep the SP patch works coming? We kid because we love XP! More »
