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more about #hygiene tomsomething: With something like this, you might even be able to top the Epic Shower. more » BeyondtheTech: What, no integrated mount for the Fleshlight? more » AmphetamineCrown: Rest assured that if your crotch is too high, the hand held dildo attachment seems readily available. Did I say it looked like a dildo? I meant it l... more » Noobs-R-Us: Why did you post two of the same exact photo? more » FriarNurgle: Dave, I'm sorry I can't rinse that. more » gdlla96: First!! This is the pinnacle of my life. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: So I can wash my mug AND my teeth in the sink at work? Sweet! Do they have a top tooth model? more » Curves: There is a really sick oral sex joke lurking in that mug someplace, but I cant bring myself to pour it out. more » 92BuickLeSabre: Hey! Nay Sayers! Yeah, you right there. You over there too. Don't try to hide behind that little girl. It's just sad; it's not working; and hones... more » Duckspwn: I don't see the point of this mug. It has teeth... and it holds a drink. Not much else can be said about it. more » Kev50027: Sean.. though Gizmodo is about just about anything.. this is just.. well.. who cares? more » reddingofish: Is it more than 4 feet long. I am not going to pay tens of thousands of dollars for a disco bathtub that I can't stretch out in. Plus it looks like ... more » JC Whitless: Sure you got the light show...what about the the bubble machine??? oh wait... more » TraMaI: but will it play DOOM? more » Anrkist: Purple. Flashy. Smooth. All the signs of a female dildo. more » JC Whitless: ...oh my God—it's full of stars! more » stlbud: Some of us have outgrown the need for hair. Bill B. more » Who Shot Who in the What Now?: Since we have addressed your alopecia with good-natured jibes, let us now move on to the subject of your portliness. You, sir are possessed of such c... more » Curves: Guys with shaved heads are very sexy. Dont ask me to explain why, its perverted, and we ladies dont like to let you think we are freaks. more » OMG! Ponies!: Can it be used to help me get rid of my crab lice? more » -
#showers
Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
If you can't afford a ridiculously tricked out shower, the next best thing might be a Smart Shower from Hansa. It has a standard shower, cascade and hand shower mode for your head an a pivoting spray for your crotch. More » -
#coffee
Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
I think it is pretty safe to assume that you will be the only one in the office brushing your mug's teeth after each coffee break. [MollaSpace via 7Gadgets via Likecool] -
#design
Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
There have been several products designed for a bathtub light show, but the Nirvana tub takes it a step further by embedding 360 LEDs right into the surface. More » -
#hygiene
Bald Man's Comb: Style For The Follically-Challenged
It starts out as a lame over the hill gift. You laugh, trying not to be offended—but the truth hurts. Don't worry—you'll deal with them, you'll deal with them all. [Taylor Gifts via RGS] -
#hygiene
Brass Knuckle Soap Allows You To Punch Up a Good Lather
Molded like brass knuckles, this soap is perfect for punching away the memories of the night before, purifying your body and spirit with a mixture of soap and pain. [SPYE via Likecool] -
#hygiene
Hydroglass Allows You To Shower While Lying Down On a Fish Tank
Showering standing up? That's for savages. I want to lie down when I bathe—and I want it to be on a bed of colorful fish. I want a Hydroglass. More » -
#hygiene
Motorcycle Toilet Helps You Squat and Hover
This concept toilet by designer Nelson Ayala does what good concepts do—make our lives easier. In this case it prevents cheek-to-bowl contact in public restrooms. More » -
#showers
Inflatable Shower Curtain: Be Green Or Be Suffocated
Sure, there are other methods of conserving water in the shower, but none of them put your life on the line like the inflatable shower curtain from designer Elisabeth Buecher. More » -
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#hygiene
Victorinox Swiss Unlimited Eau De Toilette: The Scent of MacGyver
If you could bottle the masculine and industrious musk of MacGyver in a bottle, it would be Swiss Unlimited from knife-maker Victorinox. More » -
#toilets
Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
Toto toilets are word-renowned for their high-techitude, but a new upgrade takes things a step further. Their Neorest toilets are now self-cleaning. More » -
#hygiene
R.E.M Spring Will Remove Unwanted Hairs Lubricated By Your Tears
Good lord that looks painful—but the folks behind the R.E.M Spring hair removal tool claim that it can remove unwanted hair by the root without irritation. More » -
#hygiene
Get Clean And Enjoy An iPhone Fresh Scent
I like to feel clean—that's why I take my showers in the pristine wilderness underneath a waterfall that is pure and untainted by man. But I've ditched the Irish Spring for this iPhone soap. More » -
#hygiene
Xbox 360 Soap: Rated C for Clean
I know my soaps, OK? I love a good, $20 chunk of scented lye that melts away after a few blissful showers. Meanwhile, video games are pretty fantastic, too. More » -
#mouse
Double Click Your Body to Cleanliness With the Soap Mouse
We've seen washable mouses and mouses you don't need to wash before, but have you ever thought of possibly washing yourself with a mouse?
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#hygiene
Kiss-o-Meter Alerts You To Breath That is Unsafe For Smooching
Valentine's Day is quickly approaching—don't let poor hygiene keep you from getting a little action. This compact Kiss-o-Meter alerts you to bad breath 80% better than breathing into cupped hands. Now that's progress. More » -
#hygiene
Ear Mirror: Bear Witness to The Waxy, Hairy Horror
To be honest, I wouldn't want an ear mirror for the same reason I wouldn't want an ass mirror—some territory on the body should remain unexplored. More » -
#hygiene
Dental Air Force Pressure Washes Your Pearly Whites
You know how a pressure washer can clean all of the crap off the side of your house and into those hard-to-reach gutters? Well, picture the same thing—only with your teeth. More »
