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more about #idiots more comments → Ninety-9: Ahhh, Can't have a good infomercial without having an over-exaggerated dilemma like catching your scarf in a car door. "Hey folks, I don't know about... more » Geisrud: Line it with lead and sell it to the perpetually cold radiologist and a fuzzy warm thyroid shield. . . . Actually, that's not a bad idea now that I th... more » Yournamehere!: OK so a a necky goes around your neck but a dickie goes around your... neck? This makes no sense. more » Dropsy: I never knew leopard skin was a color. more » Lomoco: What? That's a lie! There's a HUGE gap there! more » duck: When I was a kid we used to have something similar (thick knit circular thing that goes around your neck and covers the shoulders and upper chest) It ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a dickie with velcro.. more » En0s1: "Designer leopard?" Really. This will be a hit with the People of Walmart more » einsteinsquandry: Why not just wear a heavy turtleneck sweater? more » Nutchromeo: I suppose it makes sense that it comes with a bib attached, as the type of person requiring a "Necky" would need some assistance eating... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: "OR you can use a bib, which fits your brain level anyways!" more » se7a7n7: Quick, help me think of a product name. What could I call a Snuggie that's like pants? "Panties" won't work.... more » Zeni: It's got electrolytes. more » BeyondtheTech: I get the idea, but did it have to look so stupid? Snuggies would look better, too, if it was worn backwards and fold over in the front. more » Lizard_King: Heh... I can see the crap I'm gonna catch now.... I just got a dickie for sub-freezing trips on the motorcycle. This thing is basically a dickie you ... more » -
#badideas
Necky: The Snuggie For Your Neck
Are you so stupid that scarves confuse you? Jesus Christ. Well, the Necky was designed with you in mind, you idiot. [BuyNecky via Jezebel] -
#blockquote
A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
We didn't overhear this, but sometimes Apple Mac OS X built-in dictionary's unmitigated pearls of wisdom are too good to ignore. Beavers, idiots, idiot beavers, idiots' beavers: Beware. -
#badideas
Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
Lou wanted a free Palm Pre. So, naturally, he got a Palm Pre tattoo. Wait, what? More » -
#badideas
World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
Bad idea: using a taser on someone who's done nothing wrong. Very, very bad idea: using a taser on a bunch of kids visiting a prison for Take Your Son or Daughter to Work Day. More » -
#cats
Terrible Human Being Puts His Cat in a Bong to 'Chill it Out'
Here's something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it's being too rambunctious. You moron. UPDATE More » -
#fire
If You Melt Ice With a Blowtorch, You Will Set Your House on Fire
Giz winter tip: If you need to melt ice on your back porch, use this. If you use a blowtorch, you will probably set your house on fire like this dumb guy in Massachusetts. [Yahoo] -
#audiophiles
$900 Contraption Trims Your CDs to Make Them Rounder, You Poorer
We've certainly seen our fair share of insane, overpriced equipment aimed at overmonied audiophiles (usually from Furutech), but this is a new one to me. The Audio Desk Systeme from Germany takes your CD, spins it at a super-high speed, and uses a blade to cut it down to a more perfect circle. Apparently, this prevents very slight wobbling as it spins, which can create a jitter in the digital stream that affects the sound, according to idiots. It's a mere $900, which, in these circles, is a total bargain. [Ultra System via Dvice] -
#badideas
Kitty Tanning Bed is a Bad Sign for Humanity
This is a tanning bed for cats and dogs. Also, it is a sign of the apocalypse and/or the downfall of the American empire. Because really, when you're tanning your pets, you don't deserve to have any influence over the rest of the world. You're officially an idiot. More » -
