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more about #it ilovexspin: I kinda wanna remake this but like with parody-ing the video as well (the Britney vid) more » A Telephone Pole: The only version of this song worth listening to. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Oh no, you won't get me to click that link. No sir, sorry, m'am. I'm full up on what-has-been-seen stuff anyway. Thanks.... more » Kaiser-Machead: And I wished I could wipe this from my miiiind To unsee this BS cuz you know that it's TOXIC dies more » chareverie: Lame. This reminds me of why I hate Apple freaks. more » marc007: Going Pogue more » Twanzio: That wasn't half bad. But it wasn't half good either. more » nerdtalker: What's with the MBP? A normal piece of paper wouldn't suffice? God I hate Pogue. Seriously. more » senatormayer: Most people have this thing called "shame". Where's his? (I do indeed like his nerdiness, however extreme it may be.) more » Nathan Obbards: ''I like stuff that's cheap'' Don't lie Pogue, we know you better than that. more » ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: if pogue wasn't already, he is now. most loathed tech persona more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It gets better. Apparently he received his two certifications when he was Seven... Here's a youtube clip posted last year. more » ZLevee: Looks awful close to a mullet. Even if not, either way I salute you Macedonia, land of rocker hair. more » balls187: Gonna need all the Muay Thai training you can kid, it's going be rough for the next 10 years. more » Hello Mister Walrus: What are the requirements for getting Microsoft certification? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: OK, compared to this kid, I will have to say my Ex was right when she said I wasn't ambitious. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Can I have a sippy cup too? more » CrispyAardvark: Everyone was surprised when scientists found that Dog the Bounty Hunters offspring had a unique reverse intelligence gene that, given his fathers IQ, ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Way to go kid. I bet this is the child Dena Moir wishes she had... more » Brian Schroeder: ok ask anyone that took this test, any idiot could pass the MCP this is no way any news thats worth mentioning, get him to pass the MCDST and then we ... more » -
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David Pogue Parodies Britney Spears With "Apps!...I Did It Again"
Memories of mornings spent singing into a hairbrush flooded back as I listened to this Apple-themed rendition of Britney Spears' Oops...I did it again being performed by David Pogue. He could have a heck of a pop star career. More » -
#thelittlestsysadmin
8-Year-Old Macedonian Boy Becomes Youngest Microsoft-Certified IT Professional
Need your remote access to the accounts receivable server restored? Marko Calasan will get right on that, after he wakes up from nappy time and finishes his afternoon sippy cup of juice. More » -
#grandtheftnaval
US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies
If you're working at Dunder-Mifflin and you're lifting a highlighter or two every now and then, Michael may feign disapproval, but that's about it. On the other side of the coin is Victor Papagno, a sysadmin for the US Naval Research Laboratory, who was recently busted for jacking over 20,000 pieces of gear worth $1.6 million—from ink cartridges to hard drives to software—over the course of 10 years. More » -
