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more about #ive more comments → Homerjay is utterly alone.: Ya know, I know another guy with presidential experience that's going to be out of a job right about the same time His Jobliness steps down. Maybe we ... more » Jesus Diaz: I know I shouldn't say this because I did the cover, but every time I look at Schiller as the Shark Boy, it cracks me up. more » pettiblay: Brilliantly made, thorough and hilarious, kudos Jason!!! must've taken a long time to make but I tell you it made my day more » opus13: holy shit. you just salved what kind of books to get for my kid. i totally forgot about the old choose your own adventures! who knew your snarkiness ... more » redwingsmonk: Tim Cook will take over. Hes the better candidate but Jonathan shares the same design standards and quality expectations as Steve does. more »
