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more about #jedi SigmundTheSeaMonster: But who fixes/protects the robots? more » TryAgain: The greatest thing about the Jedi story is that Tesco (the store in question) have really gotten into it, saying "Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skyw... more » jeevesofRKdia: I'm pretty sure ED is not a lifesaver. It's embarrassing for some guys. Also, are there no females dying in combat? I'm not familiar with the intrica... more » guillermowagner: Actually, I believe it's *fear* that leads to anger, and.. so on. /nerd more » Gators15: Seriously? The "International Church of Jediism"? I don't even know how to feel about this. Is he the only member? Does this 23 year old have a follow... more » FiskFisk33: I live in sweden and i didnt even notice O_o and yes i sit at the computer pretty much 24/7 more » amābō tē?「Tayler」: I have the same username on virtually all sites, and the same password everywhere (except certain sites and sites that demand more than 6 characters).... more » Scratic: Finally, ED-209 gets the attention he deserves. I'll sleep better tonight. more » fastm3driver: Comments like this make me against any health care reform because it sounds like the people for it are morons. And I don't listed to morons, I'm bett... more » Nick: jesus, you don't really think i'm a biggot, do you? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Obami-Wan Kenobi...? more » RobinSura: I liken the current system to this. Paying FedEx a shitload of money every month for the possibility that I will need a package delivered and then, w... more » jackbling: people are missing the real issue here....the president of the united states cannot afford a master replica lightsaber? more » blakecr: Help us Obama Won Kenobi... your our only hope. more » gaiking: see? more » longxiongdi: I'm guessing it's purple... and has "Bad mother fucker" written on the side. more » avgbear: The best thing about this photo is that everyone else looks totally disinterested while the President is playing Star Wars. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: I love that people are debating the Healthcare Reform Bill- without having read it. Read it- all of you, and then debate it. It's a little over 2000... more » strideo: "anti-healthcare reform bigots" Oh come on. So if you disagree with Obama's plan you are anti-healthcare reform and a bigot? Don't insult us, just do... more » Noobs-R-Us: The only thing I have to say about those protesters as well as those Republicans opposing the bill is... more » -
#remainders
Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
If Robots Killed People, Soldiers Wouldn't Have To...Sweden Disappears from the Internet For a Day...Over 95% of People Screw Up Username and Password...Founder of Jedi Religion "Intimidated" By Shopkeepers More » -
#starwars
Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
Today is a Great Day in America's history: President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master, playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like *swisssssh* and *swoooosh* with his mouth. The Star Wars Kid has been vindicated, at last. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch
A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault: More » -
#starwars
Samurai Stormtroopers Hunt Down and Exterminate Ninja Jedis
If Star Wars took place in Japan and Jedis were ninjas, this is what Stormtroopers would hunt them down in during the Great Jedi Purge. They're obviously smarter than the average clone, too, since they're too dumb and clumsy to wield katana. Created by artist Yoshi Isao and on display at Gift Show 2008 in Tokyo, Giz Japan brings us this follow-up to his rendition of Darth Vader as Dark Lord of the Shogun. [Yoshitoku via Giz Japan] -
