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more about #jesusdiaz more comments → FloraCerberus: I have added jalapenowned to my vocabulary. thank you Ms. Cheng more » frigg: This fugu is delicious. Feeling tingly though. Should I not have eaten the liver? more » Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: I'm gonna start using "jalapeñowned" in everyday conversation now. more » Francisco Olaso Lizano: Please tell me that some of those Spanish singers were Mecano or Hombres G (very popular in those days in my country), or Soda Stereo (even though the... more » lostarchitect: this is my second favorite album. the first is "heroes". man... bowie is great. more » speaknspell23: What, no Hombres G ? o en espanol! Que, no Hombres G? more » OMG! Ponies!: Jesus, if you were so damned cool, why didn't you get your first album until you were 17? That's pretty uncool. Michael Jackson's Thriller on vinyl a... more » GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE: I had no clue Anne Heche sang before she started acting/going crazier. more » zenpoet: I just watched Boondock Saints again last night (for the 78th time, most likely) and I am just now struck with how much William Dafoe in drag looks al... more » DonLaFontaine: After many years off my rotation, I just dug up Veneno en la Piel ... still great tunes after all these years. more » weatherman: Yeah, Jesus is so much cooler than everyone else. Of course. more » 92BuickLeSabre: You win the Gizmodo First Album contest. I hope there's a prize! more » BeautifulAgony: Also, did anyone pause to consider that maybe she was crossing the street and her water broke, and she's about to give birth? Naah... that's too crazy. more » weatherman: Dinner counts as foreplay. Heck, the cab ride counts as foreplay. I don't see for bothering to time anything after that. more » OMG! Ponies!: I think this is a great idea. It's actually quite frugal because it doubles as a countdown to ejaculation (for him) and disappointment (for her). more » -
#tastetest
Favorite Random Food Tweets
With apologies to @mattbuchanan and @jesusdiaz, my favorite random food tweeter is Jacqui Cheng from Ars. Our boys might be quicker with the pics, but hers are always way more unexpectedly (possibly even unintentionally) funny. Keep 'em coming, Jacqui. [Twitter] -
#listeningtest
My First Album
Besides some Spanish groups most of you won't know—Radio Futura—David Bowie's Hunky Dory was the first album I ever remember getting. I've been listening to music through my telescopic nipple antennas since then. More » -
#timers
Foreplay Timer: Don't Get Me This Or I'll Murder Your Face
Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's a gadget that'll get you laid: A foreplay timer... that only lasts for three seconds. Actually, maybe you should give her roses instead. [Product Page via Nerd Approved] -
#peeing
Google Street View Captures Man/Woman Peeing In the Street
Google Street view has caught a lot of people doing a lot of things, but is this the first instance of it catching someone peeing on the street? More »
