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    SkipErnst: Why are there 6 top 5 assclowns in this article? more »
    ZombieRot: Good god, Really? Is this really a worthy article? GOD, you guys are SUCH APPLE WHORES!!!!! You are the "Fox News" of Gadget Blogs!!!!! "Unfair and Un... more »
    diesel828: I'm glad this post was done because I'm sure most of them thought they were in the clear. We remember you, assclowns! more »
    OMG_changed_my_name!: And when can we expect the post about assclown Steve Jobs shitting all over Android? more »
    gyller: Yeah we get it, you got an iPhone toy Jesus Diaz but this is on a childs level. Steve said nothing wrong in the interview, he believes in his company. more »
    ludwigk: I like how Rubenstein, who worked on the iPod, was poopoo'ing the device while cooking his own competitor up at Palm. That's not so much assclownery a... more »
    redman042: Ballmer: "You can get the Motorola Q right now and it does music and chat and internet... I'm very happy with our strategy." Um... how's Windows Mob... more »
    SKiTz: Yeah... because it would be impossible to find even a single ridiculous statement in a Giz article. -_- more »
    Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Because if it was Steve Jobs laughing at some new competitor product that did work out later on, he'd be only defending his company. It would be only ... more »
    schmoe5000: Is everyone retarded? He said it doesn't appeal to business customers; and he's generally right. business won't supply their staff with iphones becaus... more »
    Lincolnsbeard33: How is Balmer an Assclown? He was 100% right about it not selling well at $500. The Iphone didn't do good until they lowered the price. Even then t... more »
    knwldg: I thought this was a blog site, and i thought the fanboyism only was in the comments. I think Steve's points during the time it was stated were very c... more »
    FermentedDischarge: You know, I always knew that Gizmodo loved Apple so much that ever blogger has a picture of Stevey above their beds but this is just ridiculous. LET I... more »
    aec007: I would not say they are assclowns. They had their own opinion about it. Period. The iPhone is not the best selling or number one phone in the world... more »
    Antonio Diaz: All these guy's share a common theme, old and out of touch. Being named CEO of a company doesnt mean you know everything and the product you represent... more »
    SneWs: Still, the iPhone might be a success, but the phone part in "iPhone" still sucks... so the laugh is still on Apple ;) more »
    That-One-Person: Next we should have a post about all the assclowns who laugh at anything not from apple. =D Steve Balmer was completely correct when he did this. $... more »
    Penguin4x4: I'm still laughing at it now, in 2009 HA! more »
    justinpe: Wasn't $500 for a smartphone pretty competive in 2007? My sister spenty twice as much on her HTC (running Windows Mobile) than I did for my iPhone). more »
    Him: Hey, Jesus! You forgot Maddox! [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net] more »
  • #retromodo

    Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007

    I wonder how many times Steve Ballmer laughed about the iPhone after pooping all over it in this 2007 interview. My guess: Not many. Don't worry Steve, here's the rest of the top 5 assclowns who dug their own grave: More »
  • #apple

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