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more about #jokes more comments → met2art: Q: What do you call your robotic overlords who makes bad puns? A: MASTER. more » EpiphyteCorp.: Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said. She said, "Rectum." "Wrecked him?" Johnni... more » OMG! Ponies!: The announcement of this technology was met with great fanfare at General Electric, which helped to develop the software. In other news, NBC has anno... more » Illundiel: No offense, but I don't care for these jokes/article. I do however LOVE the JOHNNY - 5 picture!!!! more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: This reminds me of Wadsworth, the robot servant in Fallout 3: # I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen even... more » GeekyWarrior: This is what he'll look like in the future more » AlphaPepper: It's a joke, has to be. You'd think wearing no mask at all would be more effective than this. more » Curves: Sorry, but this looks like some kind of mechanized butt kissing device. more » se7a7n7: They should also release an INFART model. more » weatherman: I'm going to make my kids wear these until they're in their teens. It will help them improve their immune systems while also making them impervious to... more » ninjagin: There was an article at MedGadget about a study of the effectiveness of ordinary masks and respirators in medical settings. Turns out that they really... more » Slyd3z: Or you could, you know, hang out at a school or daycare. Mad incubation going on where little "chill'ns" are gathered... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Doesn't make sense. The valve the fan is replacing is the "cool breeze" valve, which lets the exhaled warm humid air escape out the front instead of ... more » BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2: I think the better use for this is for preventing swamp ass. more » eagles3 speeeedin: Damn you Avril Lavigne, although I suppose that this is better than "Party in the U.S.A. that has been floating around in my head since last weekend. more » -
#software
Joking Computer Puns at a Sixth-Grade Level
It gets boring this time of year in Scotland. That's what I assume, anyway, knowing that scientists in Aberdeen have developed software to turn a computer into a cold pun machine. Some of the jokes are funny! Most are not. More » -
#health
INFLU: The Flu Collectorâ„¢
Swine flu: do you have it yet? No? Well why not? You need to get yourself an INFLU mask, stat. More » -
#googlewave
Things Easier to Understand Than Google Wave: Metaphysics, Parseltongue, Our Own Existence
Don't understand Google Wave, even after Google's helpful video and Lifehacker's review? You're not alone: Some jokester created a site where users vote on how confusing Wave really is. Interestingly, while death is easier to understand, women are far harder. More » -
#filters
Geeze Giz, Enough Is Enough!
Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren't funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here's how: More » -
#design
Really Bored Dude Camouflages Self as Paper, Bags and Boxes at an Ikea Store
Some people would file this exercise in camouflage under performance art. Others would suggest this guy has too much time on his hands. I say, why can't it be both? More » -
#religion
Church of Google's Deity Knows All About Your Shameful Search History
Don't worry you two guys who got your panties in a twist yesterday, this is most definitely a joke. But hey, they make some good arguments. More » -
#unfunnypranks
Sonic Nausea Makes Your Prank Victims Sick, Literally
Nothing says hilarity like making somebody else physically ill. That's the idea behind Sonic Nausea, a tiny device that makes people sick to their stomach when they're within it's range. More » -
