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more about #key KyleW: I always have a handcuff key on my keychain in case I need them. more » szrimaging: Not sure how useful this is anymore. Most LEO by me no longer use handcuffs, instead opting for the ziptie style cuffs. more » Timothy Collins: Wait - all handcuffs have the same key? Isn't that just inviting something like this? more » PorterDawgschidt: This is a moot point because police officers put the cuffs on with the keyhole facing AWAY from your fingers. My cop buddies handcuffed me, handed me... more » IveGotSoul: Despite the fact that even if it is already easy to do, why would you post anything about busting out of cuffs anyways? more » deanbmmv: i just thought it was the cheap kiddy/novelty cuffs that used keys like that. I'd of thought the proper cuffs police used would be.. a bit more comple... more » BrokenFeather: [en.wikipedia.org] One of the officers was a family friend. Please don't show items like this! more » Nipple Juice: I would do nasty disgusting things with a 3D printer. more » hotbutteredtoast: There was a guy in upstate New York who kept handcuff keys up his butt at all times. He murdered several people and always got away when caught. more » SJRNWT: OR... [www.trueswords.com] Just throwing that out there... PS: During my teenage hijinks, I managed to get out of handcuffs by pulling my hands und... more » junyo: And this is why gun control is an obsolete concept. more » R_Claw: Best. You. Tube. Video. Ever. Ricky Gervais is a comic genius, ugh I am crying. And, I don't want to stick Elmo's peen in my port, if you know wha... more » NurseDave: Oh Giz, Giz, Giz. How easily you're amused. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'll need quite a few of these.. more » Serolf Divad: Any keychain that's also a functional, mini etc-a-sketch isn't worthy of the name, IMHO. more » Hello Mister Walrus: You guys are missing the significance of this. Now I can just Prince Albert my house key, and not need to worry about pockets. more » Kaiser-Machead: Hmmm, I guess it's then a question of whether or not the key you use this for is a key that you'd ever be likely to remove to let someone borrow, cuz ... more » IcemanD: I still don't see how that's any better. more » werk: It doesn't really make a lot of sense if you think about it. 1) A bunch of them linked together in your pocket is going to be bulkier than a bunch of... more » -
#diy
Before Your Next Crime Spree, Be Sure to Print Your Own Handcuff Key
Whether it's "Officer, I was only going 90MPH" or "Honey, I can't get 'em off," sometimes you just lack a handcuff key. Fortunately, you can print one—if you happen to have a 3D printer, that is. More » -
#wrongmodo
Someone Get Ricky Gervais This Crunching Elmo With USB Penis
Come on, I could get the whole Rocky Third Leg USB Drive thing—since he used to be a porn actor—but frikkin' USB Crunching Elmo Elmo and his metal junk? More » -
#design
So This Was Obvious
I don't even want to hear your lame rebuttals about structural integrity. Why we're using centuries-old key/keychain technology in 2009 is beyond me. Buy this real working blank key and join the future for just $7/pair. [Amron Exptl via DVICE] -
