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more about #keys Hello Mister Walrus: There is one key that you will never have - the key to my heart... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I was scared about this a year ago, but have since become less scared. [gizmodo.com] more » Kaiser-Machead: "Dude I reproduced the keys I saw this really hot chick holding." "Sweet! Where does she live?" "......." more » NotChoinski: Talk about an Ass Swipe more » RE-L: Wow, he seems to have a wedding band on his finger.... more » superberg: Dammit! Every time this guy does something I think someone wrote an article about me. This Bryan Berg guy is the reason I started writing under a pse... more » GreyHammer: what a tremendous waste of time and resources. more » FriarNurgle: "Mr. Berg, would you care for any extra keys for your room?" asked the front desk attendant. "Why, yes I would. Yes I would." stated Mr. Berg with an ... more » The Lab: House of card toilet or lego toilet? Never in the history of man have people faced such a great dilemma. more » KyleW: I always have a handcuff key on my keychain in case I need them. more » szrimaging: Not sure how useful this is anymore. Most LEO by me no longer use handcuffs, instead opting for the ziptie style cuffs. more » Timothy Collins: Wait - all handcuffs have the same key? Isn't that just inviting something like this? more » PorterDawgschidt: This is a moot point because police officers put the cuffs on with the keyhole facing AWAY from your fingers. My cop buddies handcuffed me, handed me... more » IveGotSoul: Despite the fact that even if it is already easy to do, why would you post anything about busting out of cuffs anyways? more » deanbmmv: i just thought it was the cheap kiddy/novelty cuffs that used keys like that. I'd of thought the proper cuffs police used would be.. a bit more comple... more » BrokenFeather: [en.wikipedia.org] One of the officers was a family friend. Please don't show items like this! more » Nipple Juice: I would do nasty disgusting things with a 3D printer. more » hotbutteredtoast: There was a guy in upstate New York who kept handcuff keys up his butt at all times. He murdered several people and always got away when caught. more » SJRNWT: OR... [www.trueswords.com] Just throwing that out there... PS: During my teenage hijinks, I managed to get out of handcuffs by pulling my hands und... more » junyo: And this is why gun control is an obsolete concept. more » -
#architecture
Hotel Guest Room Built Entirely From Key Cards
A Holiday Inn in New York City, with the help of master house-of-cards builder Bryan Berg, has built a guest house (lobby, bedroom, bathroom) out of 200,000 key cards. That even extends to the undoubtedly-painful key-card toilet paper. More » -
#diy
Before Your Next Crime Spree, Be Sure to Print Your Own Handcuff Key
Whether it's "Officer, I was only going 90MPH" or "Honey, I can't get 'em off," sometimes you just lack a handcuff key. Fortunately, you can print one—if you happen to have a 3D printer, that is. More » -
#furnishings
Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys
Some find baby dolls cute. Others realize their potential for holding your stuff—if they're chopped to bits and fastened to wood. More » -
#chess
Skeleton Key Chess Board Puts The Smackdown On Sore Losers
Have you or one of your opponents ever tossed a game of chess off the table in a disgusting display of poor sportsmanship? The skeleton key chess board puts and end to those outbursts. More » -
#keys
Sprinkler Hide-a-Key Conceals Your Keys in Plain Sight
This sprinkler head may look like a typical lawn-watering device, but it really isn't: It's actually a key holder that will help you hide your house keys in plain view of all potential trespassers. More » -
#scrabble
Homemade Scrabble Keyboard: Double Nerd Score
This wood and brushed aluminum keyboard features real Scrabble tiles with the points score slightly modded to show each key's secondary function. It's classy, it's nerdy, and it's worth a ton of points. More » -
#driving
Car Key For Teens Renders Cellphones Useless While Driving
As we all know, driving while using a cellphone makes for some dangerous driving. Now, a new key fob will allow parents to jam their kids' cellphone while they're behind the wheel. -
#games
Keyhole Surgery: Operation for the Less Than Ethical
While some of us invest points into intelligence to become doctors, others of us pour those stats into perception and agility to take a different route... -
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#keys
Gama-Go Keytars Are Classy and Full of Rock
Keytars! Not just the tools of '80s bands and '80s revival bands, they're slip-covers for your keys to differentiate them from each other. Our buddies at Gama-Go made these wonderful things for just $6 each. Instead of having to look closely to see which key is slightly shorter or fatter than the other (difficult when drunk), just look at their color. It's the next best thing to Keyport, except these guys don't keep your keys for 7 months and stop responding to emails. While you're grabbing this, go ahead and grab some shirts and hoodies. They're quality. [Gama-Go] -
#cellphones
BlackBerry Patent Goes Angular With Its Keys
Just when businessmen and women were getting used to BlackBerry's SureType split-key keyboards, RIM has to go and patent yet another method of inputting text. As you can see in the drawing, this guy's horribly misshapen thumbs are hammering away on angular keys, which actually seems pretty brilliant to us. Remember Microsoft and their ergonomic split-key angular keyboards? This is that, but smaller. We like what we see, sir. [Cellpassion via MobileWhack]
