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more about #kids Hospitals in Hawaii?: He gave that box the juice at 47 seconds... more » maven2k: What's with the 2 tv's? Neither of them are HD, heh. more » krasny: And now he's another kid on xbox live screaming into the microphone. more » H.A.L.: Behold, the non-bratty cute version more » TailsNZ: Part 2 of the video is coming soon... when he opens the box to find it's actually just empty! more » xxnike629xx: the kid sounds like a zergling being attacked by a swarm of firebats... more » SAMtheMAN99: This has great remix potential. more » --Core--: If any of the enemies in dead space had made the same noises coming from that kid, I'd probably shat my britches. I guess everyone expresses happines... more » MacPro66: LOL, lil' "mounter" isn't he? more » bigd7387: I rather have to worry about RROD then open up a stupid ass PS3. Here's my motto" I will go thru a 100 360's before buying PS3". Sorry but as a game s... more » InsidiousTuna: He totally mounted that thing at 31 seconds in. more » Software_Goddess: It just ain’t right I tell ya’. more » fuzzymuffins: .... and thus ends another boy's connection with reality. more » Gossy... Fortune and Glory: 1:02 - 1:04 this kid is a dead ringer for Chunk when he get's scared by Sloth! more » valkilmerisawful: Lucky owners of a Vizsla. Those things are sweet and one of the coolest looking animals around, next to a Dalmatian. Happy to share that with you as... more » gronghi: he started to hump the xbox more » Ben Violette: Bet he has the same reaction the first time he unwraps his first girlfriend more » bigbaddaddy: Hey, they still only have two 4:3 analog TV. I want to see the video of the dad when he gets his large screen LCD. more » jmeltzer: He pwned the system at 0:31 more » air2ground: I think he's going to transform into a Super Saiyan! more » -
#christmas
Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid
The joy experienced on Christmas morning is wonderful, to a point. If you take it too far, however, you end up looking crazy. And just think of the meltdown he'll have when he gets his first RROD! [Funzine.nl via TDW] -
#kids
Give Your Kid An Inflated Ego With The Ultimate Boy-Racer Stroller
You just know that the kid who gets pushed around in this stroller will grow up to become a boy-racer. At $2,000, it's almost karma for the parents who decided buying a Roddler was a good idea. More » -
#wrong
The Fourth-Most Used Search Term By Toddlers This Year? Porn. Porn!
A new study shows the top 100 search terms kids used in 2009, and whoo boy are we all in trouble. More » -
#killertvs
Number of Kids Dying Under TVs Increasing as Flat TV Sales Go Up
Once upon a time—when I was a little kid playing in the small living room where my siblings and I played Lego—we almost died. Our huge ITT color TV tried to kill us with all its wood-paneled power. More » -
#giftguide
Toys and Games To Buy Smart Kids Whose Parents You Actually Like
Here they are, 10 toys and games painstakingly selected for coolness and/or inoffensiveness (plus two of the worst ideas), running the gamut in age range and price. Pick through, and you'll find something nice for the brainy little snot. More » -
#iphone
Once Upon a Time, a Book and an iPhone Met...
If I ever have kids, odds are that they'll turn out to be gadget-obsessed bookworms. But even if they don't, we'd probably spend a few afternoons flipping through these interactive iPhone-powered picture books together, giggling in delight at the stories. More » -
#digitalcameras
Big Shot: Build Your Own Digital Camera
Sure, you own a digital camera, but do you know what's inside? Faeries, maybe, working in a darkroom to develop your photos instantly? The Big Shot's a camera kit for kids to put together, teaching them how digital cameras work. More » -
#toys
This Autofetch Motion Pet Ball Is One Twisted Toy
At first I thought the Autofetch Motion Pet Ball is a neat way for lazy dog owners to give their pets some exercise and treats, but then I looked at the product FAQs. What's this about using it with kids? More » -
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#clocks
Learn How To Tell Time and Waste Money With a Manual Digital Clock
According to the manufacturers of the Digits Clock, kids don't need to learn how to tell time the old fashioned way. Instead, parents should spend over $100 on a board that requires kids to manually construct the time every minute. More » -
#humor
This Is What Overstimulation Does to Us
Because you know what? A nice human sacrifice does sound pretty exciting. [Bizzaro via The Daily What] More » -
#sleazebags
Child-Safety Software Secretly Records Kids' IM Conversations, Sells Them to Marketers
If you buy software to protect your kids from the scary parts of the internet, you should be careful that it's not spying on their private conversations for profit. Because that's exactly what they've been doing. More » -
#movies
Whiz Kids Shows Science and Math Students Kicking Ass, Taking Names
Whiz Kids is a documentary about kids competing in the Science Talent Search, showing that not every American kid is a lazy deadbeat only good at texting and Halo. Like Revenge of the Nerds, but with less madcap zaniness. [YouTube] -
#diy
Convert a Gadget From Money-Sucking Batteries to AC Power
Every parent knows the constant cycle of buying or recharging batteries for kid-related products—but the Instructables web site has some guides to modifying your gadgets to use AC power instead of batteries. -
#badideas
PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
This is a Game Boy hooked up to a nitrous oxide machine. It's called the PediSedate. Nope, nothing sketchy about this. More » -
#toys
Prepare Yourself for the Onslaught of Terminator: Salvation Toys
For an R-rated movie full of violence and nudity, Terminator: Salvation sure has a lot of toy tie-ins aimed at kids under the age of 12. And man, some of them are really creepy looking. More » -
#toys
Super-Powered Power Wheels Are Childhood Fantasy, Actualized
Have you ever witnessed a modified Barbie-themed Power Wheel drift through snow at 20mph? No? Then you haven't lived, friend. [via bbGadgets] -
#kids
Lobotomized Care Bear Cellphone Stand Teaches Kids About the Harsh Realities of Life
Life isn't all fairies and moonpies, so you shouldn't raise your kids as softies. Instead, you should teach them that life is a cruel, harsh bitch. Start this process early with creepy cellphone stands. More » -
#bowls
Loopa 'Spill-Resistant' Bowl Uses a Gyroscope to Prevent Spills When You're Gyrating
Labeled as "gravity-defying," this spill-resistant bowl uses gyroscopes to avoid spillage, no matter which way kids turn, tip and flip it. Impressive, but I'm sure I can still find ways to create a mess. More » -
#gadgets
Roll n' Pour: A Rocking Chair For Your Gallon Jugs
If you came here looking for rocking chairs for your gigantic boobs, sorry to disappoint. This gadget "takes the worry out of pouring liquids from gallon jugs, half-gallon jugs and 2-liter bottles." More »
