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more about #klingons more comments → Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's hard to remember that they actually served human sized portions of food back then.... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: If that meal consisted of fresh gagh, only then would the Klingon be truly happy... more » se7a7n7: Eh, Klingonese? Isn't it supposed to me Klingonian? more » Benguin: I miss the days when Happy Meals came in actual boxes. more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: So who wins in a battle: A Happy Meal Klingon or a BK Kingon? more » bornonbord: As a fluent Klingon speaker, I'm pretty sure they mis-translated the ending: "As a father who knows, my kids are getting enormously fat asses from th... more » ZaxxonQ.com: Sorry, that's more Romulan than Klingon. more » ripfire: I'm gonna hold my breath for hexagon keys. more » Geisrud: Great, and I was just going to submit patent paperwork for my "rhomboard" keyboard with rhombus shaped keys tomorrow. more » Jose Victor Villarreal: Once again Star Trek proves to be ahead of its time more » Nick: so why is a Brit rockin the t-mo? or is he a resident alien? if he is, i don't trust him. more » Hello Mister Walrus: If anything, this seems like it would encourage people to be more accurate in their typing, since the target finger area is smaller. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I wonder if these were the two clerks... more » Curves: Right after high schol I worked a convenience store at night, alone, and a guy started throwing firelogs at me. When I took cover he grabbed a couple ... more » Serolf Divad: Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth." I guess if I were a 7-11 clerk I's pretty much sit around watc... more » -
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The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal
You may think the weird Happy Meal bundling came during the '80s, but McDonalds was already busy making sure kids got their fix of movie-promotion McNuggets by 1979. Today is a good day to supersize. More » -
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Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth
What kind of Klingon robs two 7-Elevens at 2AM with a Bat'leth? More » -
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There is Honor in Typing With a Klingon Keyboard
Cherry Keyboards' Klingon Language keyboard is the best way to write a love song, a love poem, a love sonnet, or a love threat on your computer, assuming your computer still has a PS/2 port. More »

