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more about #laptophunters more comments → DaWhoLagn: So, do you think Julia Allison will be pushing the Sony Vaio? more » demidan: Ashton Kutcher must have a keeper much like a seeing eye dog to get him where he's going; he is dumb as a bag of hair. more » Noobs-R-Us: What's with all the manwhores? more » armyofchuckness: I see your Justin Long and raise you Verizon Guy. more » ecoceoc: what happen to the " you're getting a dell. dude" guy ?? more » Gruv: Wow. You guys sure take your gadget commercials seriously... more » TheAlmeida: I... I don't know how to start, but here I go. I find the Palm Pre Chick hot. Not just hot, I find her super hot. I'd go on a date with her and walk ... more » winkerVsbecks: How about the Nokia EVP Tero Ojanperä. Just looking at him makes me feel bad to have ever been born. Did i mention....he has a PHD too. more » Hardcore1: Uh-oh Gizmodo, I'd take this down right away before you get sued ;) [www.cnn.com] more » Gary_7vn: Not to be an asshole, but there is an enormous amount of irony in Branson destroying the atmosphere so that people can go into "space" to see that atm... more » Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: while we're talking spokesassholes, can I mention the Encyclopedia Brittanica kid? more » Milkham: I think you need to come up with a better word than spokesasshole. I've got no objection to profanity but there's no flow to it, no magic. more » Hardcore1: When you look up douche on UrbanDictionary, there is a picture of Justin Long. Or at least there will be in a few minutes. more » phunnyballs: who is in the main image on the homepage now? more » Xeno: I like Palm lady! LEAVE PALM LADY ALONE! more » -
#spokesassholes
The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
Each day I get a little bit sadder that Billy Mays is no longer with us. Good thing there are so many spokeassholes vying for position in the marketing pantheon. More » -
#microsoft
Greatest Single Phone Call in History Gets Microsoft to Change Laptop Hunter Ads
The "greatest single phone call" Microsoft COO Kevin Turner's ever received apparently worked. Sort of. After Apple asked Microsoft to stop running the Laptop Hunters ads because they've dropped prices, Microsoft's edited at least one of the spots. More » -
#apple
If You Buy a Computer That Costs Over $1000, It's Probably a Mac
That's because according to NPD, in June, 91 percent of the market for computers that cost over $1000 belonged to Apple. More » -
#microsoft
Microsoft Gloats: Apple Begged Them to Stop Running "Laptop Hunter" Ads
When Microsoft COO Kevin Turner revealed Microsoft Stores will open next to Apple Stores and rain falls upward, he also talked about the "greatest single phone call in the history" he's ever received: Apple crying about the Laptop Hunters ads. More » -
#laptophunters
Meet Microsoft's New Laptop Hunter: Lauren 2.0 Likes Pink
The original laptop hunter Lauren was a cute librarian-type who wanted a giant lapmonster. Microsoft's latest flamespot has a new Lauren. She's a blond law student who likes pink. More » -
#advertising
New Apple Ad Mocks Microsoft Laptop Hunters In Usual Smarmy Way
Apple's new ad takes solid aim at Microsoft's recent much-talked-about Laptop Hunters ad series with the Apple style fully intact. In other words, it's really, really smug. More » -
#zune
Microsoft's Latest Ad Is Dumb: iPods Cost $30,000 to Fill Up
The Laptop Hunters price assault on Macs has shifted to iPod and iTunes: It'd cost $30,000 to fill an iPod, but Zunepass fills up a Zune for cheap. This is a retarded ad. More » -
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#parody
Windows Laptop Hunter: Homeless Frank Gets a PC Too
Shopping for laptops, Homeless Frank winds up with a PC just like Lauren, but—well, he's "poor, not retarded." More »





