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more about #lingerie more comments → AmphetamineCrown: Geez, you'd think from the comments no one else every played "geocache your girlfriend." #gpslingerie more » Gordonium: Boy, this would entirely change the meaning of "a little to the left." While "a little to the southwest" is more appropriate, saying something like t... more » Michai: Yeah thats just strange, I'm going to have to agree. Some things just don't need a GPS. I say put some LEDs in the lingerie instead, preferably to l... more » Curves: For "between $1200 and $1600" I could buy so much lingerie (prettier too) that there would never be a doubt where I was. ;) #gpslingerie more » Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: Ya know, I can't help but think of how many mugging rapists out there would be licking their chops at the thought of a woman wearing one of these. ... more » Calzo: I don't need a gps to find the g spot.... well that was classy. #gpslingerie more » HashMaster9000: I'm surprised there haven't been more comments about how we'd like to see you in "naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace", R... more » Software_Goddess: I’d ware it… …Then I’d hop on a plane to Italy. Come find me. #gpslingerie more » dtemp: This, BTW, is why stupid products like these are invented. Because they will get free advertising on blogs and the "quirky news" section of legit sit... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: No need for GPS. Your lingerie is in your dresser, on you or on the floor... #gpslingerie more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I see no good for this item. Stalkers and pimps come to mind. Besides, who wears that kind of stuff while not in the sack or close to it? #gpslingerie more » bozack: now, this is really gonna change the pimp game. pimp: bitch, where you at ? ho: working, daddy. pimp: bitch, you lie. i got yo ass on gps and it say'... more » met2art: "Approximate time to destination, 30 minutes." "Enter roundabout." "You have arrived at your destination too early. When possible, make a u-turn. Reca... more » Kaiser-Machead: To quote the great Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Advice from an old tracker. You wanna find someone, use your eyes." #gpslingerie more » Calzo: *In Announcer Voice* The Bra GPS! If it's stay in one place too long she's cheating on you! #gpslingerie more » -
#nsfw
There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
I'm all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I'm not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don't care if it's pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It's got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric. More » -
#japan
Japanese Putting Bra Lets You Golf Into Lingerie
Sometimes, you just want to practice your putting. If you're near a woman wearing Triumph's new golf outfit, and you can convince her to take it off, you can putt to your heart's content. More » -
#ladies
Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
Nothing gets my blood pumping like a sexy lady wearing a skimpy outfit that glows in the dark. Well, I guess the glowing in the dark thing isn't necessary, but if it's part of the package, go nuts, I guess. More » -
#nsfw
Bra Boosts Cleavage When Women Desire Intercourse
The upcoming Smart Memory Bra by Lisca lingerie senses a woman's arousal through her body's heat, then squeezes her boobs together accordingly. We ask, does a pushup bra really need an off switch? More » -
#nsfw
Art Peaks Forever as Two Chicks Lightsaber Battle in Their Underwear Without Irony
If two women were to ever lightsaber dueled for my affection, I might need to slice myself in half to accommodate the needs of them both. [Thanks Nick!] -
#bras
Magnetic CoreBra Turns Breasts Into Refrigerator Novelties
We've all been there (who've touched a woman's torso). The passion. The heat. The clasp. The smug, "maybe you should practice this when I'm not home." The smugger, "maybe I do!" Now here's the solution. More » -


