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more about #machinevsnature trevisol: Malcolm, for one, does NOT welcome our cuddly feline-robot overlords. Right on, Malcolm. Fight the power. #nature more » barrywoods: My great dane went through the same phase. He actually ate a hole in an outside wall of my house! I broke him of chewing on electrical cords by wiri... more » abates25: Exercise your dog more and this wouldn't happen. I'm just sayin'... #nature more » oldgraygeek: Roaches do beat RAID... I've seen it. I worked in an auto parts store that had an ancient TRIAD computer system. It used two huge hard drives, mirror... more » Mike: You should've snagged the "toy" from the Gizmodo Gallery for him. He would "enjoy" that. #nature more » Snes: Try Tabasco sauce. #nature more » Nipple Juice: You should put him down. (now i wait for peta retorts) #nature more » KhaiJB: ok.. so they're waxing to remove the hair from the keyboard... more » DeadWriter: The ambiance at a restaurant bested me once. I scorched the back of a laptop cover, the kind that attaches to the laptop, with the candle that the ser... more » G.O.D.: He should have just said he was an artist and this was some sort of a mix of new and old tech, then everyone would have loved him and he would have al... more » bosskev: "In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins" "Candle Usually Wins"...I get all teary-eyed every time I hear Elton sing it. more » OMG! Ponies!: LindsayJoy's Dell Inspiron Is Into S+M more » Nick: i peed on my HP and it worked after a couple of days drying. this guy should be fine with the right love and care. more » EBone: That's what happens when you mix modern technology with technology from the dark ages... more » Darrone: The cool part is if he removes it slowly he could get a nice wax mold of his keyboard. /eternal optimist. more » twoeightnine: Here's a bigger version, not Photoshopped. You can see that he's holding the rope in his hand. [chickencrap.com] more » MrBlastotron: The guy "pulling" kinda looks like Dr. Cox from Scrubs from here. So that's what he's doing when he's not acting as the chief of medicine at Sacred H... more » ScottRose: Today on final Jeopardy!: Answer: A man and a sled with no reflection in the ice. Bob: What is a vampire and a vampire sled? Alex: No. Andrea: Wha... more » BeautifulAgony: I think I'm sensing a Segway-Parenting Photoshop contest coming... hmmm? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I sure hope he takes the chains off his tires when the weather warms up. Otherwise, we'll have to hope the local nuclear powerplant gets caught dumpi... more » -
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The Things Malcolm Ate
My perspective is that nature always beats technology. Waves eat ships, roaches beat RAID and earthquakes topple buildings. Every day, this conflict plays itself out in front of my eyes as Malcolm the puppy gnaws on gadgets. More » -
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In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
Here's a tip: never, ever leave a big candle burning over your computer. Ever. [FailBlog] -
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Segway-Powered Sledding Guarantees Your Kid Will Grow Up Fat and Lazy
This is the second best parenting via Segway photo ever, because I don't think anything will ever be able to beat this one. [Break via The Daily What]

