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more about #microsoft more comments β weatherman: Anyone who would give Windows 7 as a Christmas gift doesn't deserve a family in the first place. more » Sticks Calhoun: From here: [www.microsoft.com] Thank you for your interest in Windows 7. The Windows 7 Family Pack offer has ended. Please check our other offers. An... more » netman2670: Microsoft can't even fart without it becoming negative world news. Like nobody else ever puts out a limited time offer. But if it's Microsoft it's s... more » lostarchitect: Well, that's tacky. Good one, Microsoft. more » Diziet_Sma: "Get me something to drink, yeah?" The hell? Douche got what he deserved. more » Curves: Just a note to remind my fellow commenters that not ALL men or ALL women are any particular thing. There are good and bad in both sexes equally. Ju... more » fuchikoma: I think it's more that after you put enough hours into these games, your save data is like an extension of yourself - if you evaluated it in terms of ... more » Gann: What's a bing? more » Mikestan: I have a panic attack every time Google is down. I keep a paper bag under my keyboard to deal with it. more » jinushaun: I'd be pissed too if my unemployed BF spent all his time on video games instead of me or finding a job. more » OMG! Ponies!: I was 20 minutes into a 5-hour drinking-and-dancing session at Otto's. And this time, my iPhone survived. I did need to search the web to find out i... more » EBone: I don't like the way that monkey is staring at me. Not one bit. more » InsidiousTuna: I was busy watching Always Sunny, but even if I had been using the computer, the answer's no. more » Nutchromeo: Moms who wear jeans to match their teens jeans more » bucklefilledbird: I keep forgetting that Bing exists period unless someone posts something specifically about it... like this article. more » -
#microsoft
Microsoft "Runs Out" of Cheaper Windows 7 Family Packs, Just In Time For Christmas
The Windows 7 Family Pack was a great offer, bundling three full Home Premium upgrades for $150. It was also a limited time deal, but without a set terminus. Well, now we have an expiration date: gift-buying season. More » -
#bing
If a Bing Falls In the Middle of the Forest...
Sometime around 9:30 last night, Bing disappeared off the internet for a half an hour, give or take. Our question for you: Did you notice? More » -
#ps3
Castration Anxiety: Why Men Are Fixated With Pretty Girls Breaking Consoles
Not so long ago, a girl smashed her boyfriend's Xbox 360 to the internet's delight. Now, another girl has shown up to do the same to a PS3 (seen here). So why can't men get enough? Castration anxiety. More » -
#search
Microsoft on Paying Newspapers to Delist From Google: "That's Not Our Focus"
The possibility that Microsoft might pay Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp to delist from Google (in favor of Bing) caused a lot of outrage, Giz included. Now we've got a statement from Microsoft in response. More » -
#xbox360
O Canada: Bungie-centric Xbox 360 Bundle Heads Up North
Microsoft has a new Bungie-focused Xbox 360 bundle, but it's only coming to Canadians. Finally, something to be proud of, Canadians! More » -
#mods
Decorate Your Xbox 360 With, What Else, a Bloody Handprint
I was about to make a derogatory comment regarding the psyche of one who'd desire a bloody hand 360 faceplate, but then I realized, I'm the one promoting it. $18 at Etsy or a pretty simple DIY. [Etsy via Technabob] -
#microsoft
Bing Maps Take on Google With Fancy 3D Streetview
Bing Maps just got a big ol' update, bringing its own fancy 3D street view images as well as Twitter and Facebook integration. More » -
#euphemisms
Dog Food : Ice Cream :: MSN Search : Bing
Microsoft is sick of the term dog food. Why? Because it's the term used to signify software a company tests on its employees before it's ready for release. Eating your own dog food, essentially. So they made a euphemism. More » -
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#blockquote
"Itβs impossible to know conclusively what might be causing a black screen"
A choice cut from Microsoft's official response to the reported Black Screen of Death fiasco. Apparently, there are two possibilities here: a faulty security update is crippling PCs without warning; or, um, mass hysteria? (Im)possible! More » -
#imagecache
Steve Ballmer Rendered in BSODs
Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here's the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: More » -
#windows
Windows Patch Causing Black Screen of Death
Microsoft says it's investigating reports that its latest release of security updates are causing some Windows (7, Vista and XP) machines to freeze after starting, and display a black screen with a single My Computer Explorer window. More » -
#zunehd
New Zune HD Colors Coming December 1
Remember those non-existent Zune HD colors that popped up in the Zune software source code? Well, looks like some of them made it to production. The Purple and Magenta versions land on December 1. [Zune Store via @yegr] -
#windows7
The Killed Windows 7 Family Guy Special Even More Horrible Than I Imagined
Microsoft's posted the clips from Family Guy's killed hackathon that would've shilled for Windows 7, and they're even more brain-liquefyingly stupid than I thought. Just watch, but when your brains leak out your ears, don't say I didn't warn you. More » -
#rant
You Don't Need a TiVo Anymore
This chart of TiVo's slipping subscriber numbers may be surprising, seeing as TiVo is the television recording device (and it's so good), but it's something we've seen coming for a while. We love you TiVo, but you're fast becoming obsolete. More » -
#microsoft
The PC Lounge at Saks Fifth Avenue Looks Uncomfortable
This is the Microsoft PC Lounge at Saks Fifth Avenue. Looks a tad uncomfortable! More »


