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more about #millenniumfalcon Deckard: She does food too. Mmmm...burger. more » alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons: "You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!" more » madog: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." more » Skid-Vicious: It is like a sequence, first you find a girl in a geeky bed, then you talk, then you do it, then you wait and last, you get twins. (ugly kids) more » madog: "Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments." "I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous." more » Skid-Vicious: That bed turn me down. I couldn't have sex in there. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I've got a bad feeling about this." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Don't worry, she'll hold together. You hear me baby, hold together." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "She's the fasted hunk of junk in the Galaxy." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" "It might!" more » njdevil: "Great shot kid, now don't get cocky" more » Hamslicer: That must be his sister. more » Sticks Calhoun: I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. My wife was less than pleased. more » lostarchitect: An Ewok and Jar Jar? Really? more » Curves: Why is that girl dressed like Elvis? more » weatherman: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? more » strider_mt2k: Remember, The Force will be with you, always. That was GREAT! Look Jesus, it's been SO LONG at this point I've forgotten you were building one, but TH... more » Skiphex: I can't believe I watched the whole thing. more » Kaiser-Machead: Anything and everything looks better with John Williams playing in the background, however, cannot make Hayden Christensen any less annoying. May the ... more » -
#beds
Hyperspace Dreams
Things one should not say while engaged in romantic duties in a Millennium Falcon bed: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself." More » -
#lego
The Building of the Lego Millennium Falcon: The Definitive Movie
Yes. It's finished—but I didn't do the video. I couldn't compete with the genius and patience of David Gunstensen, who sent me the only Lego Millennium Falcon construction stop motion movie you need to watch. More » -
#sledding
Millennium Falcon Sled is as Close as You'll Ever Get to the Real Thing
You may never fly the Millennium Falcon with a Wookie by your side, but at least you can fly down a hill on a rough approximation of the famous ship. That's still pretty good. -
#starwars
Modded Millennium Falcon Can Pass for Real Movie Prop
Giz reader Peter Clute saw the impressive Hasbro Millennium Falcon and instead of just buying it to play and go all pew-pew with it, he decided to make it better, painting new wear and tear details, and adding a motion sensor and infrared sensor, and a load of extra LEDs. The results are impressive: More » -
#essay
How to Love a LEGO Lunatic
At a party once, Jesus was asked if he were a leg man or a tit man. The answer is neither. He's a LEGO man. Well, to be honest, he's all three, but rather like faith, hope and charity, the greatest of my husband's loves is LEGO. I'm not bitter. The colorful, benippled bricks have just been around rather longer than I have. That's not to say LEGO has never caused problems in our relationship. When it did, though, I came up with the following 10-point solution to cope. More » -
#toys
Stunning Hasbro Millennium Falcon Jumps Out of Hyperspace
This is THE Millennium Falcon toy that never arrived when every 9-yo kid wanted it in 1977: the 2.5-foot Hasbro's Star Wars Legacy Collection Millennium Falcon, worthy of the most mind-blowing SW collections. It's probably the most realistic Falcon toy you can buy this side of an actual prop, with LEDs everywhere, sound, movable parts, and absolutely every detail imaginable except real engines. And when I say every detail, I mean every single detail, as you will see in the full hi-res gallery after the jump. More » -

