• more about #mississippitime
    JanDuKretijn: All us Mississippians just found next year's Mother's Day present. But it's just a bit too expensive to give as a wedding gift. more »
    thadood: I hate being from Mississippi. more »
    Identity Avatar: Now, are we counting the River or the State? I always imagined I was counting the River (Since we lived in close proximity to it.) Also, where I used ... more »
    nutbastard: i think that somewhere around 38 mississippi they ought to change to "missippi", since, you know, that's how it always plays out. more »
    Nick: sooo, would this really be considered a clock or a timer? 'cause as a kid i never told the time with 'sippis -- i used them to count out the head star... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: Now you just lie there old timer, and count to 101 Mississippi, and then all down to zero. I'll be back. Make sure you ain't cheatin'. more »
    92BuickLeSabre: Just the idea of sixty Mississippis is hurting my head. more »
    Geisrud: I always counted in "Alabamas". I figured it was close enough. more »
    OMG! Ponies!: You're not allowed to run across the line of scrimmage until 5 mississippi unless you yell blitz. more »
  • #clocks

    Wall Clock Keeps Mississippi Time: That's Accuracy You Can Trust

    As you know from childhood, Mississippi time is the most accurate way to distinguish the passing of a second. Therefore, it is safe to assume that this clock is the greatest timepiece ever constructed by man. More »