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    nightwheel: Hmmm, May they should play "Never Going to Give You Up". Not only would they not come. They may outright kill them selfs. more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: What can I use to repel the Mormon invasion? more »
    Curves: Bad enough are the locusts that hatch out here every so many years. There are so many of them that they break the branches off of trees from the weigh... more »
    Nick: so does nobody else think it odd the folks that talk to a magic hat are affected by a biblical plague year after year? and then they use satan's music... more »
    wooties: I grew up in Central Utah.. And when these frakking things come around it is seriously the closest thing to a plague you'll probably ever experience. ... more »
    GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Sadly, KHIX decided to switch formats to "Top 40" and play songs like "Kiss Me Through the Phone" "Blame It On The Alcohol" and "Why Is It So Funny I ... more »
    YankBoffin: Actually, David Attenborough is the amazing animal dude. more »
    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: You know why this works? You can ask any Mormon about it, but the answer will be the same. God gave rock and roll to you! Who knew that Wyld Stallyn... more »
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    Fighting Mormon Cricket Invasions With Hard Rock and Boom Boxes

    Mormon crickets are insects with multiple wives who live in Utah, travelling to Nevada to eat crops and play craps—or something like that. I'm not David Attenborough, ok? One real thing: They hate rock music. More »