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more about #morons more comments → Die Fledermaus: So what you are saying is Psystar is a few zeros short of fulfilled sale estimate. more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: there was a time when you bought something you owned it. as in "I bought the software, I bought the hardware, I can do whatever I want with it." which... more » PotteryBarnClearanceSale: And the 1.45 million wasn't an internal number, it was the number they showed to investors because they are GANGSTAS. Sounds more and more like a rus... more » ploopsy: This makes Apples legal team even more evil than usual. I thought they were suing Psystar for being success full. more » crimsonfury: ugh it pisses me off that the editors here are such apple fanboys/girls that they side with apple and not with the little guy trying to give consumers... more » tamoko: Crazy... Perhaps, but at least the guys had balls for dreaming big. more » tex210: Only because I don't see anyone else saying it here... This was just an investment scam. more » RainyDayInterns: We are starting to think this whole Psystar thing is an Apple marketing ploy... more » Fanwashere: I can build a decent Hackintosh for $200ish. They charge how much? Like $500? I think I'll DIY. more » Dallifornia: This is funnier than all of Gizmodo's April Fool's Day posts combined. more » weatherman: Love the truck analogy - very well put. The irony is that they probably could have made a successful company if they had just focused on the software... more » BobotheTeddy: They must have an awesome ad campaign in their drawer. more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: They would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Giz. more » MaaseyRacer: At this point I am starting to root for Psystar. Their business practices may not be the most kosher. However, it is impressive to see them take on ... more » soggy_cheerio: It absolutely boggles my mind that one could adamantly support both Net Neutrality and the DMCA. Someone explain this to me. Why does Apple get to d... more » -
#psystar
Psystar Is Crazy in Every Way
Psystar's recent legal woes keep proving the company's insanity. New documents show that these guys planned to sell at least 1.45 million Mac clones by 2011. How many did they actually sell in the past year? 768. More » -
#psystar
Psystar Is Royally Screwed
Yet another bad day for Psystar. After both Apple and the shady hackintosh company filed for summary judgements, the rulings are out, and Psystar is looking pretty screwed. More » -
#morons
iPhone App Developer Uses Fake Tablet Video to Promote their Crappy Game
This whole Apple rumor game has reached a new low point: In addition to the usual morons doing it for kicks, an iPhone software developer has "leaked" a video of Apple's new tablet running their probably craptabulous game: More » -
#apple
The Ugliest Apple Store I've Ever Seen: Quo
A week after Psystar filed for Chapter 11, a company called Quo has stepped in hoping to offer unauthorized Mac machines online and in a retail store near Downtown LA. More » -
#apple
Psystar Files for Bankruptcy
Psystar—those guys who were pilfering software from the Hackintosh project to run Mac OS X in blah PC hardware—has filed for Chapter 11. Good riddance, is all I can say. Although this may be a shady legal strategy on their part. More » -
#morons
Disgruntled MacBook Air Owner Has Poor Problem-Solving Skills, A Knife
This gentleman is extremely upset about his MacBook Air's damaged hinge, so what does he do? He stabs it in the face, obviously. More » -
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#dumbwars
Crutch Vader Avoids Jail, Dark Side Wins Again
District Judge Andrew Straw has given Crutch Vader a "suspended 12 months" jail sentence plus an order to pay $500 to the "victims"—twomoronsmembers of the Jedi Church of England—and their lawyer. This means that Sir Lord Vader Von Drunk—real name Arwel Wynn Hughes—will avoid jail. Quite frankly, after seeing the video of his innocuous attack, I can't believe the judge actually considered putting this guy in jail. [BBC News] -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More » -
#darthdrunk
Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch
A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault: More » -
#morons
How to Win a Darwin Award: Float a Live Surge Protector in a Pool on a Couple of Flip-Flops
I have no context for this photo, but it's one of the most ludicrous things I've ever seen. Seriously, how did these jackasses not kill themselves? Hell, maybe they did. Just remember, friends: electricity and idiots do not mix. [Spulch]
