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more about #mrt more comments → MushyHeirloom: Nope, everyone's USB connectors are the same size, but Apollo and Clubber are marketed as having longer ones. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!" more » Bluth Certified Law Firm: Quick question: Why the hell is Giz sponsored by Best Buy? Don't we hate them? more » .357: Please, no Mickey USB... more » STFU_FPU!: Where's Clubber Lang version? (Mr. T) but you all knew that ;-) more » GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid: I wonder if I can get my relative who actually knows Mr. T to have him sign this..... more » Rabid Penguin: I think I speak for everyone when I say: WTF? more » OMG! Bacon!: It's like he's giving birth or something.... PUSH ROCKY, PUSH! more » strider_mt2k: I'm sure it's just a placeholder for all those tip calculators they're re-writing as we speak. ;) more » Robert Lindsley: How could you not love Mr T? This app should cost at least a couple hundred bucks! more » Joshua Kibodeaux: Apps like this make me want to vomit. Like, when you think about it. Only immature dumbasses with no life or friends would have something like this on... more » LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Ah Mr. T. more » Purple Dave: I actually just spotted Mr. T shilling for some weirder-than-the-Foreman-Grill cooking device (you set it on top of the bowl full of stuff you want to... more » Kaiser-Machead: I refuse to buy any celebrity plug apps, with the exception of a Tyrone the Crackhead App where Dave Chapelle does his crackhead dance when you shake ... more » Shooting a monkey is now a hate crime: First rule of American commercialism: If you offer something stupid to sell, stupid people will buy it. It amazes me how people complain how they can'... more » -
#usb
Rocky's Third Leg USB Drive Pumps the Abs
Rocky doesn't need anyone to hold his feet for situps. Nor do Apollo Creed or Clubber Lang. Not to be racially insensitive, but are Apollo and Clubber's USB connectors slightly larger? More » -
#appstore
I Pity the Fool Who Didn't Know About Mr. T's App Store Contribution
Apologies in advance, Mr. T, for not reporting on your very first App store contribution sooner. That said, I pity the fool who doesn't download iPity today! More » -
#stockingfillers
Mr.T Rubber Ducky Pities the Bathing Fool
OK, you fool! Have you showered today? Neither have I. So take a bubble bath instead. With me, Mr. T! Or if you don't like me, you can try Jesus (the rubber ducky). -
#mrt
Happy Birthday Mr. T
Happy Birthday Mr. T. Thanks for not beating all of us fools up on April Fools. May you have many more years of jibba jabba. -
#mrt
I Put Little Boy Into a Coma With Nothing But My Presence
I'm going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don't do books, read milk, drink your drugs and respect yo mommas. -
#comics
Mr. T Versus Dracula, Dinosaur-Man (Who's Also a Detective)
Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk ass fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people's necks? That's right. His mouth is gonna meet my fist, and my fist makes a good first impression sucka. Once I'm through with him, I'm gonna move on to this Dinosaur-Man chump. What kinda fools is gonna put pants and a tie on a dinosaur for Jeebus sakes! He's a dinosaur that's also a detective. Let's see if he can detect this move. What time is it fool? Time for me to sock you in the dino teeth, T style. [Mohawk Media] -
#mrt
If You Don't Get Your April Fool Out Of My Face I'm Gonna Turn You Into Chopped Liver
Yo! I'M MR. T!!! What an awesome day it's been, guest editing the Giz. Some of you think it's Talk Like T Day. Well, I'll squash the punk—squash him like a bug—who suggests that April 1 was TLT Day. It's April Fool, FOOL!! And to all you naysayers who think that Gizmodo sucked today, you know that the only thing you can hear is your little pea brain rolling round your head. And when I finish with you, you won't even be able to hear that! By the time I do let you girl scouts go, you're gonna be big on PAIN! But first I'm gonna make you all suffer with the rest of the web's April Fools. More » -
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#magenta
Mr. T-Mobile Warns Mr. Engadget Mobile Over the Color Magenta
Mr. T says I'm crazy and he may be right. I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train! But Mr.T-Mobile is the only crazy one: they requested Engadget Mobile to stop using their shade of magenta in his logo because it may lead to "confusion in the marketplace." Their shade of magenta? I've known magenta since she was a kid! She was called Cynthia back then. Don't worry Mr. Block, it'll all pass. Just hold your breath, and remember your exercises! [Engadget via Gadget Lab] -
#cellphones
T-Mobile Gets BlackBerry 8120 With Wi-Fi and Hotspot@Home
Who knew my son would grow up to not only be an international superstar, but the president of a cellular company? And what a nice company it is, getting this fancy Blackberry 8120 with Wi-Fi. It's already been on AT&T, but AT&T don't have no Hotspot@Home calling support for Voice over IP. Makes a momma proud. More » -
#mrtrick
John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba
It looks like writing "John Mayer here" really works to get Apple's attention when you report a problem. According to Steve Jobs' fab guitarist, they got back to him directly only four days after he sent the bug report ramblings: More » -
#windowsmobile61
Windows Mobile 6.1 Gets Official, No More Rumor Nonsense
All you business fools who've been waiting for Windows Mobile 6.1 can all relax. It's here. And it's supporting all kinds of jibba jabba technologies like a new Internet Explorer Mobile with IE6 tech and h.264, Adobe Flash and Microsoft Silverlight support. There's also even more stuff for your I.T. crew (I put the T in I.T.) such as better System Center Mobile Device Manager 2008 (only the suckas at Microsoft would name a product like this) and Exchange Server 2007 SP1 support. And here's a big list of new and old phones that are getting the update: More »
