Enter your username and password.
-
more about #ninja more comments → Zebatinsky: Swordsbotship. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Also notice how they'll be able to trample over us, and humiliate us with wet willies and purple nurples. Humanity won't only be conquered or extermi... more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: Everyone knows the way to beat a martial arts robot is to hit him in his robo-balls. #hubu2robot more » PN - gooapplesoft: wow i cant lie... that robot is kinda smooth. Pretty soon the robot dance will no longer make any sense. #hubu2robot more » Software_Goddess: Hmm, his movements look a bit mechanical. He has much to learn before he becomes the master. #hubu2robot more » ripfire: Ninja Kunai? I thought it was a plumb-bob. more » TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H.: The thing reads "kamui gaiden" written on the side, and a quick googling revealed that it is a just released movie. So this is probably just some tie-... more » Kaiser-Machead: It's better to kill a man with a finely made wooden chopstick, because after losing the chopstick, you can simply ask the waiter for another and finis... more » yantelope: Just what we need, more weapons in the workplace. I think a dull kunai would be kind of pointless though. more » NeoAkira: 2 GB for $125? *facepalm* Two questions: 1. Who are the morons who designed this? 2. Who are the dumbasses who buy this? more » MrBlahBlah: I dunno, i'm getting pretty tired of accelerometer controls in games. terrible for the subway more » Purple Dave: Can it tell me how to order a Ninjaburger? more » frigg: Is that Ninja wearing a Burka? more » strider_mt2k: This was over HOW long ago? more » Hello Mister Walrus: In the game, does he do ninja things or does he just answer questions? more » -
#robots
Robot Practices Tai Chi And Swordplay In Preparation To Kill Us
The first HUBO robot innocently rode a Segway. The HUBO 2 looks like he's ready to turn into a killer ninja-bot as he practices tai chi, hones his swordsmanship, and still has time for a drink. More » -
#storage
Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
I don't know if this $125 Ninja Kunai 2GB flash memory drive is made of metal or not. They don't say in the product page description. What they say in the warning has me a bit worried, though: More » -
#ninjas
Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now
The very cool Ask a Ninja iPhone game called "I am Ninja" is out now, and you can grab it here. More » -
#iphoneapps
The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
Ask a Ninja is getting an iPhone game REAL soon. Are you excited? You should be, unless you're a pirate. More details soon. [Ask a Ninja] -
#tacks
Ninja Tacks Make You Look Like Secret Shuriken-Throwing Master
This concept from designers Chromoly would be perfect if your boss is the pushy type, and you fancy unsettling them a bit: notice-board tacks shaped like Ninja throwing-stars. Just make sure you scream loudly and jam one in the wall near the door before they walk in, and voila: instant respect. Shame it's just a concept: I've been practicing my shout already. [Designboom] -
#starwars
Samurai Stormtroopers Hunt Down and Exterminate Ninja Jedis
If Star Wars took place in Japan and Jedis were ninjas, this is what Stormtroopers would hunt them down in during the Great Jedi Purge. They're obviously smarter than the average clone, too, since they're too dumb and clumsy to wield katana. Created by artist Yoshi Isao and on display at Gift Show 2008 in Tokyo, Giz Japan brings us this follow-up to his rendition of Darth Vader as Dark Lord of the Shogun. [Yoshitoku via Giz Japan] -
-
#toys
Metal Gear Solid 4 Figures Make Me Solid
Are you wearing a protective exoskeletal suit that's independently mobile or are you happy to see these Metal Gear Solid 4 1/6 size figures? Because if you ask us, there's nothing more bad ass than going to work and finding Old Snake and/or non-pussy Raiden staring you in the face while you sip your first cup of coffee. Nothing except actually being Snake. Too bad these are about $180 each, but totally worth it for Sony to bundle these with every copy of the game since it's the one thing that's going to save their lagging PlayStation 3 sales. [Snake via Raiden via Toys R Evil] -
#gaming
Best. Stylus. Ever. (a.k.a. Ninjas > Pirates)
The pirate over at Kotaku has just discovered what he's calling the "Best Damn Swag on the Planet," and we're calling "the best stylus ever." It's a stylus for Ninja Gaiden DS, but it's not just any stylus, it's a friggin sword. It even has a little sheath to stick it into! Can you imagine playing Pokemon with that thing? Or whipping it and using it as a stylus in your Windows Mobile phone? "Hey John, give me a sec to check my calendar with my fucking NINJA KATANA." And then you throw the stylus into his eye, officially ending your lunch meeting. [Kotaku]


