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more about #ninjas zeroprime: Hah, yeah right, it's hard enough to plug USB devices in the right way around when you're staring right at the dumb thing. more » OMG! Ponies!: Yarrrgh! This not be fer the piratically inclin'd such as meself an' me hearties. Personally, I be preferrin' me computin' be done on more liquor-them... more » green or blue: what's next, a usb penis with vagina cover? i can see it now, "beware of memory leak, may stain jeans." more » MrBlahBlah: I dunno, i'm getting pretty tired of accelerometer controls in games. terrible for the subway more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: This thing had better come with a ninja as promised or I'm gonna SUE SUE SUE!!! more » 1 DVS BSTD-Its off the Hizzle fo $hizzle My Dizzle: Oke, I need some help. When giz blogs something about pirates everyone,including me, says: Argg! But the f*ck do we say when they blog about Ninja's h... more » Pessimippöpötåmus: That's quite on the cutting edge. Mwahahahhahahahaha. Siiiiiiiigh. Anyways, I'm taking Medieval German Swordsmanship. If I learn it correctly, it shou... more » ripfire: Arch your back backwards as much as you can. I had the same problem about a couple years ago on my lumbar muscles. At one point, I sprained it and I w... more » Adam Jackson: Well. This video has some perfect ergonomics as well. more » Jamez: There's no easy way to say this. Brian, you are getting old. :sadface: more » lstar28: So you traded in going to see a chiropractor, and learning to sit properly in a chair that, to saying "F*** it I'm a going to this feudal style?" If I... more » Kaiser-Machead: Hot damn. I can draft accounts, with the lethality of Bruce Lee, and the stealthiness of Catherine Zeta Jones, sans sexy laser moves. more » Software_Goddess: I wouldn't be able to ware a tight skirt… FAIL more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: There are even ergonomically correct ways to brush your teeth, and you know what, pretty much nobody uses them. more » Ryanraven: Gosh darn land pirates.... more » Purple Dave: Can it tell me how to order a Ninjaburger? more » frigg: Is that Ninja wearing a Burka? more » strider_mt2k: This was over HOW long ago? more » Hello Mister Walrus: In the game, does he do ninja things or does he just answer questions? more » Nick: @ Kaiser-Machead: well, it looks like a communication issue to me. more » -
#usb
Someday, Somehow, I Will Learn How To Plug In This USB Ninja Star Just By Throwing It
Because unless you can do that, the Solidalliance Ninja 2G Shuriken flash drive is just a tacky, difficult to carry, 2GB poking hazard. It's available now for just over $100, plus shipping from Japan. [Akihabara] -
#ninjas
Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now
The very cool Ask a Ninja iPhone game called "I am Ninja" is out now, and you can grab it here. More » -
#ninjas
New Version of Google Mobile iPhone App Features Added "Ninja"
We don't have an explanation for this, but the new version of the Google Mobile App for iPhone/iPod Touch lists some pretty wacky improvements, notably "Longer Version Number" and "Ninja." Rimshot! More » -
#ergonomics
Samurai Ergonomics
I have ignored computer ergonomic professionals my entire computing life, but this winter, a pain in my lower back would not go away. Instead of listening to "experts" I followed the advice of ancient swordsmen. More » -
#iphoneapps
The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
Ask a Ninja is getting an iPhone game REAL soon. Are you excited? You should be, unless you're a pirate. More details soon. [Ask a Ninja] -
#ninjas
Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
The pirates vs. ninjas debate has raged on for years now, but us old timers may be set in our ways—picking one side or another without having all the facts. More » -
#ninjas
Ninja Tacks Pierce Your Papers...Silently
If you've been dreaming about the Ninja Star Tacks concept since last year, know that swift and silent cork board devastation can now be yours for $12. [Chromly via bbGadgets] -
#weapons
Ninja Blowgun and Knife Combo is a Pocket-Sized Assassination Kit
Nothing says "I'm here to cause harm to you in several ways" quite like a blowgun that doubles as a 3.5-inch knife. It's yours, along with an inevitable visit to jail, for a mere $20. -
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#ninjas
Shuriken Magnets for Refrigerator Ninjas
I may not be all that light on my feet, but if there's one place that I dominate, it's the refrigerator. -
#nintendo
Somali Pirates Steal Nintendo Wiis, Christmas Joy
Wii shortages at Christmas time are officially a crummy holiday tradition, like fruitcakes, gift cards for crappy stores and whiskey-soaked fake Santas. This year, though, it's because of pirates. No really. The Suez Canal is infested with Somali pirates (who've already stolen 1000 Wiis), so companies are diverting shipments around the Cape of Good Hope, resulting in a three week shipping delay. We've got one question for Nintendo: Where the hell are your ninjas? More »
