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    Seiven: ahh 2 of my favorite things...Apples and grapefruits more »
    P3nnst8r: Wait until you see the Linux girls... more »
    Curves: Now I dont feel so bad about my "Suit jacket only cuddling my Dell while balanceing my spreadhseet" pics. Business runs on Win. ;) more »
    citizen024: they have clothes on- why nsfw? more »
    OMG! Ponies!: None of them have MacBook Pro shaped burns on their thighs. FAIL. more »
    strider_mt2k: Girlz cost $$ dude. THOSE girlz are where the $$ is, not at CES. more »
    ScottRose: The do not want to be harassed by nerds. more »
    ripfire: Oh for cryin out.. Why does it have to be youtube.. more »
    Kaiser-Machead: All of the Mac girls I've ever seen/met are hot. I don't care what "facts" or "evidence" or "LOLz fanboy" anyone has in response. This is what I firml... more »
    aprather: The old bait and switch!! more »
    N@tedog: Then, they are sent to Subway where they completely negate any healthful veggies you've added to your sub. more »
    AmishJohn: I never, ever buy precooked bacon; the drippings are far too useful. Now, if only I could buy bacon drippings in quarter-pound sticks, I'd be a happy ... more »
    KanSer: Fuck factory farming! Buy local bacon! Is anyone not freaked out at all by this fucking video??? Jesus, people, look at this! more »
    SirDrinksalot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD THEY STOP USING PUNS ON THAT SHOW!? Only the FRENCH like puns. more »
    sighlent: So glad I don't eat this stuff. more »
    godwhacker, your incandescent leader!: no pre-cooked bacon for this kid. extra thick, peppered, cooked in the old cast iron pan, then the eggs cooked in the leavin's. eggs basted and pumper... more »
    OMG! Ponies!: Fuck you all. There is a post on Gizmodo on bacon and none of you bastards could be bothered to pick up a phone and call me. Oh sure - you all can co... more »
    frigg: I'm still stuck on the banana pancake. more »
    GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: OK, a post on Bacon, and no OMG_Ponies!? Is he ok? He invented the Bacon Mary! more »
    LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Bacon is my second favorite thing to eat in the whole wide world! Hey Jesus, can I have an extra side of Bacon!? more »
  • #conferences

    The Entertainment Gathering

    Last year, I took a chance and stopped by the Entertainment Gathering conference. Blew my mind. I mean, I met Woz AND Adam Savage. Nutty! More »
  • #notces

    All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)

    CES, schmCES. Are these half-neekeed girls at CES? No, they are not. They are somewhere. No clue where. Maybe walking the streets of Madrid. I should go down and check it out (NSFW gallery ahead). More »
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    Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made

    Gadget this, TV that, GPS those, DAP these—glossierer and glossierer gizmos everywhere and not a slice of bacon to eat. For those of you sick of this electronics barrage, here's some eye and tongue candy.