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more about #novelties more comments → strider_mt2k: Probably sounds like Dr. Girlfriend. more » bosskev: "...low bitrate dirty talk..." Low bitrate or not, I still can recognize the source of beguiling and sultry female voicework. In a completely unrelate... more » Sir Gibler: "like knowing you've gotta hunt down some AAs." bottom left corner of the packaging says 3 AAA's. can someone quickly explain to me why AAA batteries ... more » Kaiser-Machead: Just pray it doesn't accidentally say "Islam is the Light", like this baby doll does. [www.foxnews.com] more » Platypus Man: $19? Seriously? Who in their right mind would pay $19 for this? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: You can probably find it at your local Spencer Gifts store as well... more » Geisrud: Intestingly, the coffee cup, as shown above, is actually a left- and right-handed cup at the same time! more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: 5:15 Monkey attacks owners friend, then the owner. 5:25 Monkey neutralized by police officers. more » Kaiser-Machead: Maybe mugs like this should be squared off around the middle and then rounded off again at the top for a proper lip. Oh, and Beer Bacon Watch Neverend... more » OMG! Ponies!: It's all fun and games until the monkey rips your half of your face off. more » Curves: I actually know (work for) someone who needs this. A top level executive who has lousy time management skills and cant remember where he is supposed t... more » zenpoet: Hopefully the smoothie/enema come from different tubes, unless you're into that sort of thing. As a gag, this is stupid, but as a viable product, it i... more » -
#cellphones
Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
We've searched far and wide, and at long last, we've found a phone that won't make any pesky normal phone calls. OK, technically it won't make any phone calls, but let's not harp on details. More » -
#novelties
Write-On Mug Leaves Revocable Trail of Evidence
There's nothing I despise more than taking a sip of coffee and not having my day's list of appointments written an inch from my nose. More » -
#doorbells
Polly Want a Wireless Doorbell?
What, is this International Doorbell Week? The techno-doorbell scene continues its explosive growth and innovation, and following those two more-sophisticated MP3 doorbells we showed you earlier this week, this Chinese Recordable Parrot Wireless Doorbell approaches the realm of the absurd. This cheapshit $22 plastic bird is not like those doorbells, such as the ReBell and YourBell, both using your existing doorbell button and letting you plug your MP3s on board, but this one looks a lot better than they do and could be good for a few laughs. More » -
