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more about #novelty more comments → exoren22: Do they make a cylon toaster? Or was it custom made for the Big Bang Theory? #stupidproductgiftguide more » Pessimippopotamus: Arg. An actual gravy fountain would make me die of joy. #stupidproductgiftguide more » P3nnst8r: What about gifts for people who are really really good looking? I need to eugooglize somebody later, and must bring a eugoogly present. #stupidproduct... more » Hiphopopotamus: I don't see how the Snuggie is disqualified because of its lack of quality - It implies all the other gifts are just chocked full of usefulness and fu... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I'll buy the flying f*ck just so I can say I don't give a flying f*ck. #stupidproductgiftguide more » Fractal the Meek: The Duck Hunter would have been both more gratifying and robust if they had included a laughing dog instead of the flying duck. #novelty more » npd33: I really need the flying F*CK... wow. Think of all the people.. I can finally give them a flying F*CK #novelty more » Kaiser-Machead: The tauntaun sleeping bag is not stupid. Take that back! #novelty more » Software_Goddess: I must have the Star Wars toaster… I can’t help but really want the gravy fountain too. I can’t explain why; I just want it. #novelty more » Psthreesixty Facepunch: Holy crap you are late. i had that sunny camera for about 5 years now more » Skiphex: Why are the flavors categorized by region and explicitly say "Asian Flavor" or "American Flavor?" more » SJRNWT: Who buys this stuff??? Honestly??? more » 92BuickLeSabre: A Juice Camera should be a juice box that looks like a camera. A camera that looks like a juice box should be called a Juice Box Camera. The word "jui... more » -
#giftguide
Gifts for Fun Geeks Who Enjoy Really Stupid Stuff
If you know a geek with a sense of humor and a taste for offbeat stuff, all but one of these products will make a great holiday gift. The last is one you definitely should avoid. More » -
#juicecam
You'll Never Guess What the Juice Camera Looks Like/Does
If I told you I was going to buy you a Juice Camera, what would you expect to see under the tree at Christmas? A camera shaped like a juice box? How did you know? More » -
#cellphones
Green House Telephoto Kit Gives 8x Zoom to Cellphones, Superman, Fools
Hey, fool! Why would I need a 8x cellphone zoom lens, complete with additional universal handset tripod and holder? That's right, I wouldn't, because B.A's eyesight is better than Superman's. Still, for those without Mr. T's 40:40 vision, Green House is doing a good thing releasing their Telephoto Kit. B.A. don't know nothing about pricing or shipping dates, but he does know that if Superman were ever to come up against him, he'd pity that fool. And if you need the Green House Telephoto Kit, I pity you, fool! Now, I'm gonna go crush Balboa's head in. Balboa, you ain't Rocky, you just cocky and I'm gonna snap you like a Pocky! Arghh! [Akihabara News] -
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#clocks
Extra Large Alarm Clock is Extra Annoying
Usually it's the Americans who want things bigger, but this gigantic clock was found in Japan. The Jumbo Twin Bell Alarm Clock is bound to wake up even the deepest sleeper with its giant ear shattering bells. Measuring in at 47cm and weighing nearly 6lbs this alarm clock is the real deal. The only question is where do you find a night stand big enough to keep this monstrosity. [TFTs]
