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#giftguide
Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
Everyone knows a Quagmire or a Masuka that enjoys their gadgets as much as they enjoy themselves—or rather, they enjoy using their gadgets TO enjoy themselves. This is for them, or for you, if you're buying under an alias. More » -
#nsfw
Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
Sext. Sending pictures of your naughty bits through MMS. Oh, don't play coy. You already knew what it is, so let's just watch this educational video and learn about safer sext practices from some singing, underwear-clad people. More » -
#sex
Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you're currently watching on your computer. It's one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy? More » -
#nsfw
Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray to Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
Celeb-nudity expert Mr. Skin has been using the HD power of Blu-ray to extract image and video of heretofore-unknown celebrity naughty bits. This is one of those revelations that really makes you appreciate living in 2009. More » -
#sex
Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a see-thru coinslot in a blue tube? Welcome to Pleasure Town, weirdo! [Fleshlight] -
#retromodo
The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Hey, that's their words, not mine—I'm almost lost for any. "Sculptured by a European artist…the phone plugs into any wall-jack and is fully-guaranteed." I bet, just look how classy this gent seems with an ear full of cleavage. More » -
#nsfw
There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
I'm all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I'm not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don't care if it's pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It's got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric. More » -
#cyborgsex
Becoming a Sexual Cyborg (NSFW)
I used to think "sexual enhancement" just meant "sex toys." That is, until I started exploring the wonderful—and sometimes utterly weird—world of mechanical and electronic sex augmentations. Here's what's happening now and what will happen soon. More » -
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#events
Fleshbot Awards Recap Video
Did you know our cousin, Fleshbot, hosted an awards party last night? Here's the recap video to it (and it's a bit NSFW, as is expected from Fleshbot). More » -
#nsfw
Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied (NSFW)
Jesus thought that the Form 2 sex toy looks like the Millennium Falcon, I thought it's a funky tooth model for dentists' offices. Fleshbot's Lux discovered that it's actually a bunny-eared delight of a gadget. The review's here. [Fleshbot] -
#nsfw
This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess it comes with odd sound effects included? Can someone watch please this commercial and translate for me? More » -
#sextoys
Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
The Form 2 sex toy is definitely more conventional than the crazy Sqweel ten-tongue demon. At first I thought it looked like the silhouette of a rabbit's head. Then it clicked: The Millennium Falcon. Chewie, you are one naughty rug. More » -
#iphoneapps
Apple Approves 'Asian Boobs' iPhone App, Just to Mess With Us
Apple loves rejecting apps for having swear words in them, but a database of scantily clad Asian ladies? Approved! Who needs a rhyme or reason when you can be random and inscrutable? [iTunes Link via TechCrunch] -
#nsfw
9 Life Lessons To Learn From Copier-Abusing Hussies (NSFW)
I've worked in enough offices to recall the temptation of copy machines. "Come here, you bad girl! Use me!" they'd shout, but I'd remain firm in my sensibilities, unlike these office hussies. But let's at least learn something from them. More » -
#retromodo
Kids' Guide to the Internet is Educational, NSFW
This video, a vintage "introduction to the internet" from the early '90s or thereabouts, features the line "What's a webpage? Something ducks walk on?" If that doesn't convince you to watch this hilarious, mysteriously-filled-with-pixelated-porno masterpiece, I don't know what will. More » -
#yahoo
Yahoo's "Hack Day" Lap Dancers Get the Web's Panties in a Twist
Ruh oh! Yahoo has been forced to apologize after hiring scantily clad dancers for its "Hack Day" in Taiwan last weekend. These pictures (pretty tame, but not necessarily SFW) are from a now-removed video posted on its Developer Network Blog. More » -
#review
Sqweel Ten-Tongue Sex Toy Video Hands-On
You saw the ten-tongue Sqweel sexual toy yesterday (NSFW). While Fleshbot has its own review, Dr. Debby Herbenick has been trying it all weekend for us. Here is her review, non-explicit video included: More » -
#sextoy
Sqweel Ten-Tongued Sex Toy To Drive Women Crazy
Ten tongues. Ten tongues. That's how many silicon tingletings Sqweel—the new sex toy by LoveHoney—has. Three variable speeds running on three AAA batteries which, according to the hands-on by our own Dr. Debby Herbenick, is absolutely amazing. [Updated] More » -
#appstore
Puff, The Magic Upskirt iPhone App Is Actually In the App Store
Once again, the approval process for iPhone applications has proved baffling with the inclusion of Puff—an app that allows users to generate endless upskirts by blowing on their phone. More »
