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more about #office Cash907Censored: Looks like a geekier version of the Saint's multi-tool. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Camelot is a cubicle now? How sad.. more » Alfisted: Does it come in red? more » Archie-Tekt: [i1000.photobucket.com] There we go...much better more » Deckard: How do you explain this to airport security? more » uradouche: What if you need to cut and staple something simultaneously???? more » Odin: "while he may achieve some measure of success in his work and might occasionally amuse his employees, he is, deep down, a sad, contemptible man." Fun... more » Deckard: We used to do secret santa in my office, but it was stopped after Brian gave Sheila breast enlargement cream, and the book "Sewing for Plus Sizes". H... more » Deckard: If I hated my boss I wouldn't buy him anything. more » IN THE FACE!: That coffee maker looks like a sunburnt fat guy barfing into a mug... more » Ypoknons: Wait, seriously, wearing a casual fossil watch to work? -_- Look not all our companies are as chill as Gawker you know .... more » pagan_god: My boss regifted me a promo item he got from a client this year. Not sure if he realized that it had the client's logo on it when he wrapped it up. Th... more » OMG! Ponies!: You're missing the ultimate present from a disgruntled worker to an insufferable boss: A Steaming Pile Of Shit On The Desk Consider this: You're ang... more » BleekBleek: I guess all bosses are a "he" more » ian.nai: Am I the only person who 'gets' google wave? more » ChaosCon: That coffee maker looks like it's perpetually puking. Yep. That's coffee *I* want to drink... more » lostarchitect: I found this a bit shocking, but Pernod's absinthe is really pretty bad. The fact that it has food coloring in it should have clued me in before I bou... more » reddy.sunny: One time my boss gave me a $100 gift card to Olive Garden. Then he invited himself and 1 other to lunch...on me. I had to use the giftcard he gave me ... more » RicketyCricket: A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund. -Art Vandelay more » RoboBagins: It can't go from a sitting desk to a standing desk? Lame. It does not create the workspace I need. more » -
#apple
Apple Job Posting Hints at Cloud-Based iWork
Considering Office 2010's cloud-based plans, it's no surprise that Apple's iWork division is courting developers to build "a scalable rich internet application." Let's face it: That means iWork in the cloud is (almost) definitely coming. More » -
#lifehackertop10
Top 10 End-of-Year Office Upgrades (You Can Probably Write Off)
By this time next week, it'll be next year—and too late to turn a great investment in your work life into a lower tax burden in April. Splurge wisely on yourself with these write-off-friendly wishlist items. More » -
#tools
Wielding The Excalibur Mini Tool Makes You The King of the Office
Only the true king can wield the awesome power of Excalibur. Whether it's calculating, measuring, stapling or cutting—you have the right tool for the job in one ridiculous package. [Taylor Gifts via RGS via DVICE] -
#bestof2009
Most Popular Featured Workspaces of 2009
Every week we bring you fresh workspaces from the Lifehacker Workspace Show and Tell pool, all supplied by you—the awesome Lifehacker readership. Today we're highlighting the 25 most popular workspaces of 2009. More » -
#giftguide
The Disgruntled Worker's Gift Guide for 8 Insufferable Bosses
In this guide we suggest gifts for a variety of bad bosses, from the ones who try too hard to the ones who make you work too hard. Not that I, as a Gizmodo intern, would know anything about that. But for those of you who do hate your bosses, here are the best gifts to give them. More » -
#bestof2009
Most Popular DIY Projects of 2009
We love DIY projects here at Lifehacker. Whether we're building computers, backyard projects, or turning office supplies into artillery, we're always tinkering. Today we're taking a peek at the most popular DIY projects of 2009. More » -
#books
How to Build a Pencil Crossbow
Take your spitball firepower to the next level with this guide for constructing a No. 2 Pencil Crossbow, one of many undersized armaments found in John Austin's must-read new book Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction. More » -
#office2010
Microsoft Office 2010 Box Art Leaks
We'll be waiting until June for Office 2010's release, but the box art has already leaked. Unfortunately it's not all that pretty and we should probably stick to judging the software by its beta rather than these boxes. More » -
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#office
The Pop-Up Cardboard Office
We like cool pop-up books here. Awesome scale pop-up cardboard office? Yesplease. Designers Liddy Scheffknecht and Armin B. Wagner, I want your babies. Your cardboard babies. Sadly, the pop-up cardboard office doesn't include a pretty sofa for siestas. [Likecool] -
#microsoft
Microsoft Office 2010 Beta Is Now Available
The next version of the best-selling software of all time, Microsoft Office 2010, is finally available in beta today. Get used to the new Office: We're all going to use this stuff at some point or another. More » -
#robots
A.W.E. Robotic Wall Automatically Creates The Workspace You Need
Think about your workspace and imagine if your furniture or your desk or cubicle could automatically reconfigure for different applications with a simple wave of the hand. Now check out the reality of Clemson's Animated Work Environment (AWE). More » -
#imagecache
Welcome To The Company, Here's Your 1980s Cubicle
Don't get me wrong, I think the 1980s were fantastic, great music and all, but I'm not so sure that I'd want to be put into a truly old-school cubicle like this on my first day on the job. More » -
#furniture
The Next Best Thing After Riding a Real Vespa
I've been considering buying one of those aerovertebraedynamic Herman-Miller chairs. But then I saw this: The Vespa Chair. Awesome retro design recycled with leather to fit my sweet bubblebuttocks or scientifically-researched ergonomics that can avoid fatal back problems and RSIs? More » -
#microsoft
The Ads In Microsoft Office Starter 2010
Maybe I jumped the gun too fast yesterday, slamming Microsoft for including advertising in the free Microsoft Office Starter 2010, to be included with many new PCs next year. This is how they look, on the bottom right corner. More » -
#microsoft
Bloatfest! Microsoft Office Starter 2010 Edition to Have F*cking Ads
Coming 2010, your next PC will probably be pre-loaded with Microsoft Office Starter 2010. A free version of Office 2010 that will only include Word and Excel, capable of exchanging documents with the full Office 2010. But there's a catch: More » -
#luggage
Mayfair's Office Trunk: For the Geek Who Telecommutes On Steamships
If Tom Hanks' character had had this steamer trunk in Joe Versus the Volcano, he could have probably Googled "brain cloud," discovered it was bullshit, and saved himself—and us—from having to sit through that movie. More » -
#office
Sleek Privacy: Ruckstuhl Acoustic Panel
According to Jason, the Ruckstuhl Acoustic Panel "is just the thing you need in the library so you won't have to stare at the homeless guy beating off across from you." Well, I got news for you, Mr. Chen. More » -
#officepranks
Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
Aside from some nice tapas, wine, and caipirinhas, is there any better way to end the week than a revolution at the office? I say NO! Here are the complete instructions: More » -
#office
Mixtape Generation Card Requires Obligatory "It Rocks" Headline
Koji Sueyoshi, you are a genius and your Mixtape Generation business card could only have been more perfect if it actually played a selection of 80s rock ballads and disco themes. [Direct Daily]
